Homework

Something you should probably be doing right now.

MOM: do your homework and stop looking on Urban Dictionary!!

by Boyyyyyyyyyy November 14, 2016

homework

A slimy piece of shit the teacher scoops out of their ass, and then throws it to the class.
The homework will expect you to do tons of shit that won't even do anything to benefit you.

Friend: Wanna hang out later?
Me: No, I have this fucking slimy shit they call "homework."

by disgusting_toenail_clippings November 25, 2016

Homework

What I am supposed to be doing right now

Mom "Did you do your homework"
Me " After my phone died"

by R.guetz03 December 5, 2016

Homework

A thing invented to waste time reviewing what a teacher said.
Can be done in either paper or a notebook.

I have to do my geography and math homework. At least I already did my science, spanish, health, and literature homework!

by Twight0931 April 6, 2017

Homework

Pieces of paper that teachers give you because for some reason, regular school work

HOMEWORK. EQUALS. DEATH.

by lego adam April 16, 2017

Homework husband

A guy in your class whom you befriend with the intention of having them do your homework. The relationship remains light and ambiguous, meeting for lunch but never dinner. They continue to complete assignments for you with the hopes of going out or getting together at some point.

"This chem class is so hard, thank god for my homework husband"

by loftcrew April 25, 2017

Homeworkskipper

A person who doesn't do homework

Johnny is such a homeworkskipper! He hasn't done any homework since the Declaration of Independence was signed.

by boiufatandtrash April 26, 2017