Hooker flu

Any type of cold or infection obtained from making out or sleeping with a slutty girl or guy.

I made out with her all weekend, but on Monday I woke up sick as a dog. I'm pretty sure it's the Hooker flu.

by The Ryan Richards December 16, 2008

Hooker cooker

A hot tub, preferrably a 6 person. Used for the purpose of marinating and disinfecting such prostitutes.

That's just not cool that you're taking the credit for Hooker Cooker. #1 You could have told the true story that Mr. D told you he was planning a New Years Eve party dunking his favorites friends in his 6 person Hooker Cooker and #2 To my knowledge, you don't HAVE a Hooker Cooker!

My bad Mr. D! It was just funny as hell.

by wonhotho January 1, 2010

LOCAL HOOKER

Although many explorers and fishermen had sailed our waters in the
1500s, Bartholemew Gosnold is credited with the “European discovery”
of New England decades later. He named this great coast “Cape Cod” and
made note in his logbooks about the plentiful “codfyshes” which “pestered”
his ship.
Fishing has always figured prominently in our history and fortunes. The fate of
Cape Cod has always been linked to the sea. For centuries the local men in
search of a livelihood have turned to the waters around Cape Cod.
These fishermen are also known as “hookers”…

Local Hooker is: Anyone who fishes using a line and a hook.

by LOCAL HOOKER July 8, 2007

Eskimo Hooker

One who wears big furry boots or any other clothing with an excess of faux fur.

Bo: Did you see Hannah today?
Me: Yeah, she's rockin the eskimo hooker boots.

by cdins November 19, 2007

metroid hookers

metroids forced into prostitution from lack of food or money.

Metroid hookers, they suck AND blow!

by FoD July 16, 2004

hookermeat

When a person has an ugly face but a body good enough to be a hooker..which isn't that good anyways so its like a double insult

Oh my god...your such a flippin hookermeat

by boxness August 8, 2007

Hooker Drip

Refers to the most nasty substance in exsistance. Or can be used to describe someone that is being more than a douche bag.

Damn I wish Chris would stop being a hooker drip so I can enjoy these chucky cheese games.

by Htftw January 13, 2009