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helpted

Pronunciation: \help'ted; Southern often \hep'tid.
Function: Transitive verb

Helpted is a word used by ignorant, sometimes retarded individuals in place of the word helped, the past tense of help.
"Yo Justin, I helpted Max on the deli"
by My Name 315 March 15, 2007
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helmeta

There was a prostitute on the corner giving helmeta.
by hunter remmert April 15, 2008
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helper pillow

While in the missionary position, placing a pillow underneath the hips of the one on the bottom. This raises the hips upward to create a more enjoyable and deeper penetration.
Honey, wait, this bed is too saggy. Let's get a helper pillow.
by soon 2. b. unemployed December 26, 2012
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helplessly pretty

1) a person who is pretty but is also a ditz
2) a person who is so pretty everyone who sees them becomes helpless
3) a person who is naturally pretty without any help from makeup or products
A) she's cute, but I realized she's just helplessly pretty after having math with her
B) "I can't even talk when I'm around her!" "No one can, she's helplessly pretty"
C) she might look good with all that makeup caked on her face, but I'm helplessly pretty.
by Hoopsi September 26, 2013
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Helmety

An action that mimics someone that normally wears a helmet all day.
Describes when a normal person acts “special”, like Short-Bus Helmet kinda “Special”.
“that Robot is acting Helmety after that last program change”
“Stop acting Helmety, and quit licking the window
‘Wow, he did it all by by himself, when did he quit acting Helmety?”
by All on his own November 15, 2021
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Help Me Spock

An international movement named after a line spoken in the "The Savage Curtain" episode of Star Trek in 1966 where Vulcan character Surak repeatedly cries out "Help me Spock" from behind a rock formation.

Although having its name based on the aforementioned Star Trek episode, the Help Me Spock movement is completely undefined and has been interpreted in many ways, including getting its own song by the band Warp 11 in 2008.

The vague nature of the Help Me Spock movement may very well be the reason for its appeal to millions of followers worldwide.
by geekmalone October 17, 2022
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An individual who acts like or actually is a throwback from another era. True leather helmets try to fully live the old school lifestyle in modern times. These people could care less if there is an easier way to perform a task because they know that their retro methods are the best way.
Guy 1: I heard Rick only showers on Sunday nights.
Guy 2: Eww. What a leather helmet wearing motherfucker!
by ub_bryan_2002 March 29, 2008
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