Heather

A girl that breaks hearts and takes names. A lover of Chic-Fil-A, she betrays her friends by not tattooing chicken minis on her dewy skin. Heathers are like the beginning of a “tale of two cities”: She was the best of times, She was the worst of times. Heathers are dangerous.

Heather told me she was going to get a chicken minis tattoo, but called me a safety cone instead.

by TinderSwindler June 24, 2022

Heather Heffner

Heather Heffner is one of a kind, thats for sure. She's the kind of gal that gets triggered at the smallest of mistakes. Another word for her would be Karen, but using such a word in her presence would make her force you to do 569 squat jumps around the track while you watch your other friends sneak away to get free Great Harvest samples and steal shopping carts off the road. She has been gifted as one of the most passive aggresive people on planet Earth and keeps a beating stick with her at all times. She can sometimes be a total control freak. She's the kind of lady that takes 10% coffee beans and 90% the dirt it was grown in. Her coffee is sacred and should never be drop kicked. Ever. Overall Heather Heffner is an intersting person if you get to know her.

Dude quit acting like a heather heffner, it's freaking me out.

by Definitely not a Hawk January 20, 2022

Heather

I don’t give 2 fucks about what your name means on here.

Damn that’s crazy heather don’t give a fuck about my name ?!

by anonymous November 21, 2021

Heather

Sexist

Heather is nice to everyone except guys. She's so sexist.

by i like yakos May 5, 2023

Heather

A superrr smokin’ HOT mom. An absolutely gorgeous milf. Everyone loves her, everyone wants her but only one person (besides her husband) can actually get her. That person is none other than Nyla ;)

Friend 1: “Dude her moms so hot”
Friend 2: Right! She’s gotta be a heather

by Iminlovewithmyfriendshotmom December 20, 2021

Heather

A manipulative girl who zero's out your bank account, is xenophobic, and glorifies SH.

Did you hear about heather? She used up someone's credit card on Shein.... embarrassing.

by Wowbio October 12, 2023

Heather

Heather is a loving person. She knows how to be the center of attention. She is often dramatic. She is a good friend and is always there when through good times, in the bad times, not so much.

She is such a Heather!
Look at her she is the most dramatic person ever, Heather must be her name.

by Khaiiiii November 23, 2021