Pokey hat

To have a sharp defecation after a curry and a beer.

Gale had to drop and knock out a pokey hat after her Jalfrazi.

by Kibbsy May 7, 2022

New hat

A new target to be attacked. Used in Baton Rouge by gang members. Featured in NBA Youngboy's song "Bring it on"
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Top: "I see a new hat ninja with a blue flag"

by NBA Spinna September 14, 2022

cowboy hatted

If a person puts his or her cowboy hat on you that means they’re claiming you. You’re theirs now. This could also mean that they are planning on taking you home.

Did you hear that John cowboy hatted Sarah at the party the other night?

by User19376283774 May 13, 2021

Hat on a crab

Hat on a Crab is an idiomatic phrase that describes someone who lacks the ability or knowledge to perform simple tasks or understand basic concepts, implying a sense of incompetence or cluelessness in their actions or understanding. This expression is used metaphorically to portray an individual's incapacity or lack of aptitude in accomplishing elementary tasks or comprehending straightforward ideas, highlighting their overall lack of competence or familiarity in the given context.

When it comes to cooking, Lisa is like a hat on a crab - she can't even boil an egg without burning it.

Sarah's lack of basic computer skills makes her a hat on a crab in the office.

by _mynoduesp June 19, 2023

clown hat

The triangle of pubic hair on a woman. Flip that clown upside-down and put a ball on top, and you have a clown hat.

The girls were in the bathroom talking about how much of a bitch it is to take care of their clown hats.

by elspicyjack June 18, 2009

banana hat

a condom

A banana hat is mandatory at Charlie's parties.

Make sure you wear a banana hat if you're gonna mess around with Ava.

by JYC83 December 12, 2009

crack hat

Like a beer hat, but with crack cocaine

James: I just pictured you in a beer hat
Lucy: Why not a crack hat?

by polopice February 3, 2008