Hanching

Fisting a girl until she weeps

I gave that girl a good hanching the other day

by kingoling April 21, 2011

handicapitation

1. A combination of the words handicap and decapitation.

1. Handicapitation is a process where any handicapped person who gets decapitated or decapitates someone else who is handicapped.

by FrostyHotSauce October 10, 2011

Handcuff Muff

Handcuff Muff (noun) - A handcuff muff is a muff that has the potential to land you in handcuffs. For example - an underage muff will potentially lead you to being arrested aka handcuff muff.

Ryan - Hey man watch out for that girl she has a handcuff muff!
Matt- what do you mean she says shes 18. Im deff going to smash it!
Ryan- Dude that hoe is only 15. Thats jail bait!
Matt- I dont care!

(weeks later Matt is arrested for statutory rape) Handcuff muff strikes again!!!

by Mega muffster May 29, 2012

Handicrop

When a handicapped individual (i.e. in a wheelchair) crop dusts (passes gas while moving).

Dude 1: Do you smell that?
Dude 2: I think that guy in the wheelchair farted as he rolled by...
Dude 1: Dude! He just Handicropped us!

by Mrcusmc October 30, 2012

Hamich

Ham and a sandwich put together another word for a ham sandwich

I'm going morrisons to buy a Hamich

by lewis stanmore July 10, 2015

handcident

When you are walking in a hallway or a sidewalk and someone accidentally swings their hand back while walking and hits your dick.

I was heading to bio when the kid in front of me accidentally swung his hand right into my junk, it was an awkward handcident.

by Slayer_Kid July 19, 2016

Handicap handjob

A handjob with the left hand

Did the hoe jerk you off? Yes but it was a handicap handjob.

by Mr.righthand July 9, 2016