green hair

Hair that is green. Don't see it as much nowadays.

I met this girl down in Hollywood, she had green hair but damn, she looked good! I took her to my house cause she was fine, till she whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine! - Afroman, Colt 45

by billcrosby January 7, 2005

Hair Cut Rape

When the first cut of a hair cut is so short you have no choice but to submit to a bad hair cut.

I just wanted a few inches off the top but before I knew it I got hair cut raped, now I have to wear a hat for a week.

by hypefish July 28, 2010

mud shark haircut

Any white girl who has low cut or shaved hair in the back and long hair on the sides. VIA reverse bowl cut

mud shark haircutmud shark jungle fever

by mattygt October 12, 2011

haircake

one whose presence is unnerving

That guy is such a haircake

by ~Alissa January 11, 2008

hairapy

Seeing your hairdresser as a therapist, someone you can freely confide in and gain support from.
The soothing act of having your hair done, and walking away looking and feeling good.

girl #1: "I'm so stressed over this break up."
girl #2: "All you need is some good hairapy."

by Smart Blond February 22, 2008

Hair Tumor

A bubble in one's hair, caused from inconsistencies in hair styling.

Woah, Rachael, don't let Addison braid your hair again - you have a hella hair tumor.

by OliveSoupp October 18, 2010

hair fear

The phenomenon where an individual intends to get a haircut, but reconsiders after performing a last minute evaluation of their hairstyle.

This is in fact your hair exhibiting existential dread and influencing you into extending its lifetime.

Aaron: "Well i have a hair cut booked 15 minutes from now but i dont think im going to go because by hair looks absolutley fantastic right now."

Matt: "Thats your hair fear talking, you have to go to your haircut."

by Abstract Sever November 9, 2017