Filthy Gomez

When you give yourself a Dirty Sanchez.

Sometimes when I'm feeling squirrely, I give myself a Filthy Gomez.

by clam diggity March 10, 2011

bed gnome

When your significant other gives oral sex under the covers or under your bed sheets.

My girlfriend was blowing me so hard, she's the best little bed gnome

by JimboJones1 December 14, 2011

Selena Gomez

Young, beautiful American singer, acctress, model, fashion designer. Selena is most followed person in 2016 on Instagram. She became famous because of Disney's TV show Wizards of Wawerly Place. She is friends with Taylor Swift, Demi Lovato, Ariana Grande...

ANN: Who is most followed person on instagram?

Leah: Oh, its Selena Gomez!

by Djillj December 26, 2016

Crispy gnome

A proper noun, derived from English usually used as a nickname or insult, TRIGGER WARNING, few people survive Crispy Gnome trigger attacks.

Dammit, why'd you steal my pencil you crispy gnome, *Sudden screaming*

by Goat freedom January 17, 2017

Kinky Gnome

A gnome that wears fishnets and can give a solid BJ for a quarter.

Damn.. those kinky gnomes are at it again..

by TheFlunkMasterOG June 9, 2018

Johnny Gomes

Average baseball player at best who is usually a liability to his team but then miraculously hits the home run of his life to win a playoff series thus ruining everything about baseball. This is a common occurrence in baseball and it often ruins the better team from winning the playoff series. Johnny Gomes will never have to buy a beer in the city of Boston for the rest of his life.

Idiot Friend: Puig just hit a 3 run homer to beat the Brewers in game 7
Me: Fuck that pitcher for letting him Johnny Gomes his team. What a loser.

by TheUndisputedTruth October 21, 2018

code gnome

A computer programmer who skillfully crafts code at all hours, obsessing over details, while seldom leaving his or her cave. A code gnome would rather code than sleep.

Bob (after work at the bar): Have you seen Linus here anywhere?
Sue: When I left the office he was still writing code.
Bob: Man, that guy writes great code, but he never leaves his desk. What a code gnome!

by Gnome Loomski October 31, 2018