microwaving grapes

slang. phrase meaning you are going to beat your meat

Yeah, Hooman said he was microwaving grapes and he hasn't been back in an hour

by question,john November 10, 2020

Dirty Grapes

When you shove 10 or so grapes in your butthole and cover it with grape jelly then someone tosses your salad, fruit salad in this case and you push out the grapes during the act. Provides a snack to the giver and exiting enjoyment to the recipient.

They were doing a dirty grapes in my living room and got caught, assholes ran into my bathroom an used my towels to clean up!

by GinanJuc November 1, 2023

Grape Tree

Babatunde's favourite snack
He eat it and smoke it everyday
He love the grape tree, the tastiest tree in all of de jungle

Babatunde- Ah i am eating grape from de grape tree

by Yung Melo November 17, 2020

grape sprite

It’s like sprite but there’s some grape in there

Bro this some grape sprite… u want some, issa like sprite but like wit grape.

by I read the manga August 11, 2021

graped out

forgetting to properly grip and sip while drinking grape drink, consequently resulting in a massive stomach ache

Thug 1: Yo you want another can of grape drink?
Thug 2" Nahh man, im feelin a little graped out

by Tha Grimace February 20, 2011

squashed grape

A squashed testicle that thinks they are something special but they are just a smelly squashed testicle

That guy is a complete squashed grape

by Squiglebob May 10, 2016

Grape Water

A group of around 45 people who cycle through crying, being horny and being gay. Only personality trait is that they’re all argumentative. They band together like a pride of lions, thinking they look strong and tough but really it’s quite pathetic.

“Ugh not Grape Water telling everyone how horny they all are again...”
“Do Grape Water coordinate their schedules so they’re all horny at the same time?”

by canyonmoonotb December 27, 2020