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goon bag

Extremely cheap wine, the casked form of goon, calling someone a goon bag implies they like goon.
Goon bags are so erotic, Slade is such a goon bag.
by Leify July 22, 2003
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Goon

The word Goon is a relatively new term that has recently spread from an arena generally only used by rappers and those in the African-American culture, to all races and ethnic areas.

In a pop culture sense, "goon," has been used in many popular songs by artists who are quite famous.
Rapper Brisco, among others, uses the term to describe himself and his friends from a particular region of Miami in his song featuring Lil' Wayne "I'm in tha Hood": "Opa-Locka Goons!"

Thus we see the definition of "goon" being applied in a geographic sense, identifying a group of people from a certain region with a set of shared characteristics or habits.

"Goon," primarily through the lyrics of rapper Plies, has begun to take on a similar, but new meaning to Brisco's usage. Plies is a rapper notorious for being the tough guy on the block, the "G" who has never snitched, and is going home to his "Bust it Baby" in one piece or in a casket. Plies persistent use of the word to describe his large group of thugs has caught on in a humorous sense with rap-listeners and non-listeners alike.

With the advent of the word being used in a such a serious manner, it has grown to describe a variety of people and individual characteristics.

A goon can be a thug - someone who you know at any given time could rob a conveinence store for you.

Ex: "That kid's a goon - I wouldn't mess with his girl bro."

A goon can be someone who acts goofy, strange, or simply humorously during inappropriate times.

Ex: "We brought over a girl for him to spit game at - but he was a goon and played beer pong all night instead."
A goon can also be someone or something that is mischievous, clever, or crafty.

"I've got a date on Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday; the girls are all friends, but none of them know...I'm a goon if I pull it off."

A situation where many goons are present in a contained space, or an event run by many goons, would be referred to as "goonville," or "Goon Squad."

Ex: "Look at this "goon squad," let's get outta here.

The step above a goon (which of course is all relative to how much of a goon "person A" is) would be a "Goblin."
It's going down tonight, cuz them goons out lurkin'

-Plies


All the goons around me so you know I'm comin'
Half a brick in my pocket ten stacks on me!

-Plies
by WTSWTS January 12, 2009
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[Poon] [Goon]

Poon refers to Vagina
Goon refers to australian slang for cheap wine

Vagina Wine = Period
"Hey Miss! you on your poon goon?!"
when asking a woman if she is on her period
by Pearce, Nick, Alex, Dovey January 13, 2009
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goontastic

In terms of being a Goon, goontastic is the way to describe the ultimate goon.
Yep theyre having a goontastic time next door.
by amethyst79 November 10, 2006
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Goontard

Usually defines someone who has no physical impairment, but acts like a mental impairment exists or extreme gylcemic spike causing someone to spaz out.
Please stop acting like a total goontard.
by NotYourShelia December 31, 2014
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Goon Lash

Drinking an excessive amount of alcohol in the aim of reaching a point that you can be considered a Goon*
by montie2010 October 11, 2009
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rent a goon

A term for an FBI agent or agent(s), who is or are "on loan" from another area or field office to help with another field office, agent, investigation, etc.
What? We don't need a rent a goon here, what we need is more evidence!
by College Joe December 1, 2006
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