French Goat

A slang term for a boner or an erection.

Boy: "Dude, that girl turns me on!"
Boy 2: "Ah, crap! I can see your french goat!"
Boy: "Holy shit, let me put that away!!"

by TheMedicineMan March 16, 2011

no-goat

noun

when a goat doesn't like it.

Kurtis Conner: "it's a no-go for goat. it's a no-goat

by Captus August 24, 2020

Nigger goat

1. A black goat.
2. A black guy that is a goat at something.

1. "Oh look it's a Nigger goat!"
2. "That guy is a Nigger goat at Fortnite my guy."

by pepethepeepee December 20, 2020

Comedy goalie

A person who reveals certain embellishments of another person’s comedic story or joke thereby making the comedy less funny. This act is sometimes done intentionally (stating facts) or accidentally (asking too many questions).

I understand that bananas can’t knock on doors! Stop being such a comedy goalie!

by Tommy Nomore May 9, 2021

own goal

In reference to soccer, when someone scores an own goal. Used when someone does an action against someone else that backfires.

There's a homeless guy in front of the mall I go. He always asks me for a coin, and I always answer that I don't have any, last time he replied with "You never have money don't you?". What an own goal

by 1ups_ March 16, 2022

shank the goat

an enthusiastic interjection to celebrate a challenging accomplishment.

brenda: i just beat Halo on Legendary!
sam: shank the goat!

by webster g March 25, 2010

the field goal

when you're getting a blow job and you're about to cum you have the girl hold her arms in the shape of a field goal post and cum on her face and yell IT'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD when you cum on her face

read description of the field goal

by kiods May 13, 2010