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Glitter Noodle

This is a variation of the "Poop Noodle." (see poop noodle)

This is where, before commencing anal sex, one packs beach sand, or any sand for that matter, into the anus before thrusting his dry penis into the rectum. The bi-product of this act is inevitably a "Glitter Noodle"- a poop noodle with sparkles that glimmer in the sunlight.
Don't be such a fuckin' Glitter Noodle, Marcy.

Ben, you look like a Glitter Noodle in that jacket, man.

Dad, are Glitter Noodle's toxic?
by Jeff Fuckin' Riddle August 4, 2009
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Glitter Bottom

Glitter Butt/bottom is a derogatory phrase to degrade a feminine homosexual male, trans or nonbinary identifying. The phrase is essentially similar to calling someone a "faggot" which is typically used as another homophobic word or phrase.
You see this why abortions shouldn’t get banned …cause that’s the first shit your mother should of done with your glitter bottom ass
by Homosapien July 29, 2024
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Glitter Dick

Another name for your fellow gay
"Hey did you just add my contact name as Glitter dick?!"
"Yeeeeup"
"Then Im calling you Fuck Fairy"
by Dat Gay Asstard September 19, 2018
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Glitterally

A word describing effeminately the literal definition of something fantastic, used mostly by the homosexual community.
Person 1: "Oh my GOD! Look at this! Do you think Jessica has seen this purse yet?"

Person 2: "No, I don't think so, you should buy it and quick because you already know that fat bitch always draggin your style!"
Person 1: "Yaaas bitch you already know cause this bag is glitterally amazing."
by EarlUxbridge July 17, 2015
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Glitter freeze

Glitter freeze refers to a starry night sky, and how it kind of looks like a bunch of glitter frozen in time
by Xx_joemother_xX March 18, 2023
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east coast glitter

Old Bay Seasoning used on everything eaten by Marylanders. Specifically maryland blue crabs.
Give me a half bushel of larges covered in some east coast glitter
by Tunnelvisioned* July 21, 2023
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Glitter Queen

Someone with large amounts of glitter in or on their hair and clothes, usually this person is in Colorguard or Gymnastics, and uses large amounts of hairspray.
Girl 1: yo dude look at Amber. She literally has glitter in the roots of her hair!

Girl 2: what do you expect? She's a Glitter Queen.
by cakecakecakecakecakecake December 24, 2015
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