Glitter Punched

Glitter Punched: when you fail so much at life you can't even hit an emo with your car

That douchebag in Twilight just got glitter punched. He couldn't even even hit Bella with his car. He fails at life!

by Durban-itchtionary March 29, 2011

glitter hitter

When a girl named Lainey plays softball and wears pink

Lainey is on the Glitter Hitters

by Zuck23 June 16, 2024

Glitter chicken

A glitter chicken is another name for the very colorful and shimmery looking peacock bird.

Yesterday at the zoo I found A very colorful glitter chicken feather to go in my brim.

by Less Moreland May 29, 2018

Glitter spider

When a man ejaculates on someone's face and throws glitter over the cum.

He glitter spidered my face last night

by Haha hahaha September 02, 2020

Glitter cricket

Also known as A city slicker or a person who makes you think they know what being country's like or to work on vehicles but to scared to get there hands or boots dirty.

Dont be a fucking glitter cricket..

by Notaglittlercricket April 02, 2020

Glitter cricket

Often know as a city slicker or a glitter chigger but for both sexes

Or a guy that say he knows what hes doing with cars, trucks, or hunting but really dont like to get his hands dirty or his boots.... just a glitter cricket....

Fucking glitter cricket....

by Notaglittlercricket April 02, 2020

Glitter Gang

Two people that are extremely happy together. They do things differently from most couples yet seem to function better than other’s

Those two are honestly the Glitter Gang

by Mel-0 April 30, 2018