A woman you see when it's convenient for you because either you are wounded, non-committal, and/or a player. You have no intention of being in a monogamous relationship, but the constant cuddling, sex, spontaneous trips away, and all of the affection you provide leads her to believe you do.
This is enhanced by liberal amounts of future-talking with shared pronouns, holding hands, and sending regular texts.
This is enhanced by liberal amounts of future-talking with shared pronouns, holding hands, and sending regular texts.
We're breaking up. You are too broken, and I'm not your stunt girlfriend until you get your act together and leave for someone else..
by LogofileMBA December 01, 2022
A girlfriend you have at a short time only because you're bored or just want to have a girlfriend. A girl who is dumb, is lonely, or has daddy issues make great targets. You usually will lie and appeal to this person until they get sick of you or you get sick of them. Then when you're done you get them to hate you so you don't have to talk to them again.
by Bendickmemes February 21, 2019
A girl for hire who for pay will pretend to "date you" often exchanging online sexual favors such as sexy emails, Skype chat, phone sex, text messages, video clips, sexy pics, and/ or webcam chat in exchange for financial reward or wishlist items.
Slightly different from a plain ole cam girl, or phone sex operator because you hire her for an extended period of time ie: 1 week.
Typical customers are usually males, and "purchases" are made for a variety of reasons, such as wanting someone to cheer them up if they are feeling lonely, wanting to make an ex jealous, make them look popular, or even because they want to hide their true sexuality, or make it look like they are attached to friends or family.
Slightly different from a plain ole cam girl, or phone sex operator because you hire her for an extended period of time ie: 1 week.
Typical customers are usually males, and "purchases" are made for a variety of reasons, such as wanting someone to cheer them up if they are feeling lonely, wanting to make an ex jealous, make them look popular, or even because they want to hide their true sexuality, or make it look like they are attached to friends or family.
Example : "I just paid this hot chick to pretend to be my virtual girlfriend for a week on Facebook to make my ex jealous."
See http;//yourvirtualgirlfriend.tk or www.mygirlfund.com for more precise examples.
See http;//yourvirtualgirlfriend.tk or www.mygirlfund.com for more precise examples.
by bumme unplugged March 16, 2014
by KyoshoUnmei August 09, 2011
Girls or women who may cause complications with your present or future relationship. They are not ready for their ex to move on, and will do practically anything to get them back. Not all ex girlfriends are like this though.
My boyfriend's ex girlfriend won't leave him alone and is making it hard for him to move on already.
by anonymous one for the pages June 18, 2008
Very common contradiction made by users of the internet. There are no girls on the internet, so an "Internet Girlfriend" is not real.
37: The are NO girls on the Internet. (Rules v2)
"You can't have an Internet Girlfriend, there are NO girls on the Internet"
"You can't have an Internet Girlfriend, there are NO girls on the Internet"
by Kahai October 20, 2008
A car in which you take care of more then your girlfriend. Do things with the car more often then girlfriend and spend more time with car then girlfriend.
Examples may include waxing washing and car several times a day, staring for long amounts at a time, mentioning the car in most of sentences said in a conversation, reffering to the car as "baby" or "honey" or"she/her", having a cover for said car, putting a prop up tent for said car, etc
Examples may include waxing washing and car several times a day, staring for long amounts at a time, mentioning the car in most of sentences said in a conversation, reffering to the car as "baby" or "honey" or"she/her", having a cover for said car, putting a prop up tent for said car, etc
A:What's all this on your car?
B: Have to make sure my baby doesn't get scratched
A:Aren't you supposed to meet your girlfriend soon at the movies?
B: What? Who?
A:I think you're too attached to your "girlfriend car"
B: Have to make sure my baby doesn't get scratched
A:Aren't you supposed to meet your girlfriend soon at the movies?
B: What? Who?
A:I think you're too attached to your "girlfriend car"
by Aqam September 02, 2008