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Zachary Gary Goldberg 

The smallest pen in the world belongs to thin very boy, he likes men and pinches little boys
person 1: Zachary Gary Goldberg stop pinching

Zachary Gary Goldberg: no I like men
person 1: small
Zachary Gary Goldberg:.... *crys*

metal gear excelsus 

the metal gear excelsus is a giant fucking robot too complicated to explain
metal gear excelsus by void king September 6, 2022

Scout’s Gear 

Lubricant of choice and a gak towel.
Glad I had my scout’s gear packed cause the counselor visited my tent around midnight.

By the end of camp I was borrowing other scout’s gear to make it through.

At camp, you could hear the boys breaking out their scout’s gear all through the night to give it a good old wank. By the end of summer those gak towels were stiff. Some had to move on to a crust sock.
Scout’s Gear by Dick Onchin September 6, 2020

hop on guilty gear 

1. Another way of telling someone to kill themselves in a particularly gruesome manner
2. Rough gay oral sex, often involving remarkable amounts of pickle juice being swallowed before oral sex takes place.
You better hop on guilty gear

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Gary Coleman 

Masturbating with your opposite hand, thus using "Different Strokes"
I'm bored of my right hand. I'm going to go with the Gary Coleman tonight!
Gary Coleman by The G-Dogg May 29, 2010