by swauss July 14, 2022
A legendary buffoon of the gaming realm, with an uncanny ability to consistently steer into chaos and absurdity, while miraculously blaming every other player within a 50-mile radius. This rare specimen possesses the unique skill of transforming their own relentless incompetence into the fuel for epic tirades aimed at their fellow gamers.
Dude, did you see that guy yelling at his teammates for his own fifteenth death? Classic Eptic Gamer move! Now if only he could master turning left instead of right into that bottomless pit... Maybe then he could unlock the magical power of winning a single game without having a meltdown.
by HappyCleaner82 June 26, 2023
by BananFanBase October 25, 2020
An online video game addict version of Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck:
Online friends are 1337 for fuelling their SLI/CrossFire rig with a three Nvidia 480 GTX in SLI that cost $1,500 at Newegg.
Their cheap friends get pwnd by their enemy, but afterwards bitch about a bottleneck in their shit rig.
A Bottleneck Gamers' computer is upgraded in spring, when technology trends secure an extreme re-branding and marketing for teenagers and/or the basement trolls.
Online friends are 1337 for fuelling their SLI/CrossFire rig with a three Nvidia 480 GTX in SLI that cost $1,500 at Newegg.
Their cheap friends get pwnd by their enemy, but afterwards bitch about a bottleneck in their shit rig.
A Bottleneck Gamers' computer is upgraded in spring, when technology trends secure an extreme re-branding and marketing for teenagers and/or the basement trolls.
Bottleneck Gamers are a combination of superiority complex and inferiority complex that mix to form a video game addiction.
by Eatme Drinkme May 16, 2010
Another name for pilonidal cysts; a specific cyst located at the base of the spine in the small recess, dimple if you will. They are more common by 4 times in men than women, and most common in those with a sedentary lifestyle..
He was forced to play Halo on his stomach, his rear end fee from pressure, after his gamer's butt inflamed in 2004...
by violet spartan July 18, 2015
A gamer gland is a fictional gland located in the human brain that houses all of that person's accumulated video gaming knowledge.
by RdxvUniverse June 22, 2019
An epic gamer is someone who is very excellent at video games.
This applies for games such as minecraft, roblox, or fortnite. the most unepic gamers are the people who play pubg
This applies for games such as minecraft, roblox, or fortnite. the most unepic gamers are the people who play pubg
"i saw you slay that roblox chick you are such an epic gamer"
"you just got a victory royale??? now thats an epic gamer moment"
"you just got a victory royale??? now thats an epic gamer moment"
by ThatOneSponk October 26, 2018