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A monster mentioned in the 2007 best-seller, 'The Night of Unwelcome Visitors'.
This monster is combined of many people, and is some-what beautiful.
It happens to be a cross-breed of a human, and an animal, and this is what some people call 'disturbing'.

An extract from the story is shown below:
"The only way to defeat the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster was to play with its arse, and do a controlled extreme-supreme muscle-power-wank into it’s eyes.
Fred and Alan combined together, and did exactly that, and thus, the monster evaporated into a pile of burnt shit."
"Gerald, Dave, Joe and Jon had a massive gang bang, and all formed and absorbed into one big massive honey loaf of butter crusted anal cheese-like human/mongoose like creature, which couldn’t stop wanking, and had to ejaculate every 10 minutes.
This was now known as the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster."
by erectism January 11, 2008
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A roast that is rarely used but is critical when used
Me to a fucktard that roasted me: What did you say you Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake ass fucktard?
by IsaacTheMan_YT March 22, 2021
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Giant Jocks

A fat person, as in requires large underwear. Can also just be stated as "jocks". Only refers to being fat.
Q.What was that chick like who you met on the internet?
A. Dude... Giant Jocks!
A. She was jocks!
by Fordgazm September 10, 2009
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Giant Land Tortoise

1. A stealthy South African tortoise which lives in the Tropical Rainforest of Mongolia.

2. An endangered species of blue winged parakeets that eat whales.
"Dude look at the Giant Land Tortoise over there"
"Thats not a Giant Land Tortoise, that a Galapagos Turtle!"

Bill:"Those Giant Land Tortoise are endangered"
Veronica:"YOUR FACE IS ENDANGERED"
by TheUrbanNinja January 1, 2011
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Giant Bull

A man who is at least 6 foot 3 inch tall. Bodybuilder/Very Muscular. Cock 9 inch plus. Sexually adventurous.
my boyfriend is great, he's a giant bull, I love a huge powerful man.
by byxpereanz January 18, 2011
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Spiffer Giant

A boy who has pale skin, thin blond hair and gets caught for other peoples crimes and then would cry and would bitch for the res of the day.
When your in a classroom and the teacher yells at you, you blame someone else and hope for the best. Yell out spiffer giant and blame that on a nother kid.
by Randinator December 7, 2006
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