funeral for a friend

Funeral for a Friend is not some gay ass band that all these definitions claim.

It is a song performed and co-written by Elton John. It is an epic 10:41 song, off the album Goodbye Yellow Brick Road, that may be the most smokin' tune ever.

You have not heard music if you haven't heard this song

Guy A: Have you heard Funeral for a Friend?

Guy B: Yea, man, they are so emo and rock

Guy A: No, you fucking fag, have you heard Funeral for a Friend?

Guy C: He's talking about the Elton John song you douchebag

Guy B: Oh, I suck cock so I didn't know

by Drakizzle January 9, 2008

FUNderstanding

Resigned acceptance or tolerance of an act which is fun for one party but not another.

"You guys can have a knife fight outside of the liquor store, it's okay, i FUNderstand."

by Casey Arney February 18, 2004

funeral whore

This is what you call a person who attends numerous funerals without any connection to the family or the deceased. Only shows up to pretend they care and drum up business and to be "seen".

Jane: Josh left early yesterday to attend that young girl's funeral.

Mildred: What did she die of?

Jane: He didn't know. He is such a funeral whore.

by sweet cordelia brown April 1, 2012

Funderburk

An evil satanic bitch that has a HUGE stick up her ass.

Mrs. Funderburk has a penis.

by Stingray September 17, 2003

funderwear

'Funny underwear'! The ones with a yellow smiley face on the front (and the back...), underwear that bears funny messages, ...

Funderwear is a complete no-no for real men!

by hammer---;, hytham April 16, 2007

Viking Funeral

The act of placing a blackout drunk friend, who has vomited and passed out during the act of skinny dipping, on a boat or other aquatic vessel with the hope that they safely return to shore. This allows the rest of the group to continue enjoying their nude swimming experience.

This activity should preferably occur in a mangrove delta region in West Africa, or Scandanavia.

"Damn dude Will got so wasted last night we had to give him a Viking funeral so we could continue to chill naked."

"I just lost my job so I'm going to get Viking Funeral drunk tonight."

by Lebourgne August 28, 2012

Funderburk

An old, saggy lizard that eats babies and/or small children.

Mrs. Funderburk is a douche.

by Kevin Pugh September 30, 2003