frozen nuke

A nuke that's frozen. Want one? Extra sturdy.

Random Person: Hey America, want a "Frozen nuke"? It's free with the cost of your hands and probably everything in a 500 mile radius. Maybe. Idk...

America: HELL YEAH.

by AlmostMyName November 2, 2020

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frozen shaft

A frozen shaft is where you carefully craft a penis and balls from packable snow and place it somewhere creative, such as, on a mailbox or fence.

Someone put a frozen shaft on the hood of my car and It didn’t fly off til I got to the highway. After a good laugh I continued to feel guilty about my white privilege.

by Ectoplasm_Randy December 20, 2017

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bowl of frozen blue berries

A superb depression snack

Person 1: shes been feeling down lately
Person 2: yeah I know yesterday she ate an entire bowl of frozen blue berries

by ©Straighthateclub March 29, 2021

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Frozen dipper

Usually preformed in artic conditions.

Whilst aroused, one dips in the freezing waters for as long as one can, the dip is the. followed immediately by intercourse on the shore lkne

The holiday to Norway was a huge success, got about three frozen dippers in

by Dr J L Thompson July 20, 2019

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frozen hotdog

Its when you flavor your condom with ketchup, then equipping it, then sticking it in the freezer and falling asleep with your dick in the freezer and condom still on.

David: Oh man, did you see the game the other night?
John: No, sorry dude, i was busy doing my own thing and i ended up pulling a frozen hotdog.
David: Aw shit man, your girl must've enjoyed it!

by Hoggg December 25, 2023

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