frozen toaster

When you toast some bread, nut all over it, and then feed it to your girlfriend.

Damn, my boyfriend just gave me the best frozen toaster ever!

by lebbyz May 15, 2017

Frozen mochi

"Frozen Mochi" is when to stick dry ice in your partner's mouth and anal cavity. (If your partner is a male use liquid nitrogen in their urethra) and then finally cum in each of their holes to complete your "frozen mochi".

Nigga stop before i give you FROZEN MOCHI

by Keemyking December 4, 2024

frozen shaft

A frozen shaft is where you carefully craft a penis and balls from packable snow and place it somewhere creative, such as, on a mailbox or fence.

Someone put a frozen shaft on the hood of my car and It didn’t fly off til I got to the highway. After a good laugh I continued to feel guilty about my white privilege.

by Ectoplasm_Randy December 20, 2017

frozen salami lips

A phenomenon that occurs when a phallus is exposed to cold air.

"Oh dude you're dick is totally giving me frozen salami lips"

by askjdnasdkio December 2, 2015

bowl of frozen blue berrys

A superb depression snack

Person 1: shes been feeling down lately
Person 2: yeah I know yesterday she ate an entire bowl of frozen blue berrys

by ©Straighthateclub March 29, 2021

frozen hotdog

Its when you flavor your condom with ketchup, then equipping it, then sticking it in the freezer and falling asleep with your dick in the freezer and condom still on.

David: Oh man, did you see the game the other night?
John: No, sorry dude, i was busy doing my own thing and i ended up pulling a frozen hotdog.
David: Aw shit man, your girl must've enjoyed it!

by Hoggg December 25, 2023

frozen finger

The act of playing "stink finger" outside in freezing cold weather.

"it's snowing, let's go play frozen finger"

by the-left-nut October 6, 2016