Fritzi

the coolest and hes so great and i could just die cuz god damn it cuz hes so great and i just love him!

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omg i just wanna pour maple syrup on fritzi's toes and lick it off

by Theresa Thomas November 10, 2004

Fritz

A teacher who you would fisrt think is an okay teacher at the beggining of the school year.. then two days later, OMG what a fucking fat ass old blonde fag!!! Fritz's are often found... well, nowhere! the are just so undesirable!

Laura: OMG! i dont want to go to class!!! i hate fritz!

Candace: OH! did't you hear! She was the last fritz on earth and went instinct last night!

Laura: WICKED BITCH!

candace: She was replaced with a hot exotic male nurse, and is going to practice CPR with the class to celabrate the good news of the END OF ALL FRITZ!!

by CANURA March 12, 2009

fritty

Possessing a texture similar in nature to monkey brain.

This custard topped jello sure is fritty.

by Gulliver Foyle March 31, 2005

Nipple-Fritz Child

A person who is beaten in the night

he looks like he has more bruises than yesterday he must be a Nipple-Fritz Child

by Jordon Harvey May 9, 2005

frittle

A middle school kid who thinks and acts like he/she is the coolest person in the world because he/she is in middle school, and doesn't realize when he/she gets to high school, he/she will crash and burn as a freshman.

The frittle threw a snowball at KJ.

by Dave Alcorn January 20, 2004

Fritz it

To premature ejaculate. Is more appropriate if the cause of said ejaculation is mind destroyingly ugly.

"Hmm, don't be alarmed, but I think I'm about to Fritz it in my calvins."

by Anonymous February 9, 2003

Frittering

spending and wasting way too much time on the combination of facebook and Twitter

I was lazy today. I spent hours just frittering and doing nothing

by orourkeland April 30, 2009