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tour kid

one of them heads that's always on tour following some band or ragin' festies... may live in a van with six other stoners, hustlin' town to town blowin' up the spot on lot at every show...

phed rage lot kid tour
Yo, I was a tour kid for like five years and went to 42 Dead shows...
by wandering a June 2, 2009
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Depressed kids

Common names for depressed kids are Aaron, Amaan, Dylan only Dylan Gordon tho and obviously lee Robertson.
Depressed kids love to eat cats and play Fortnite.
by SOMBRERO NIBBA NONJI May 25, 2020
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VHS Kid

A generic term referring to a person who grew up with VHS tapes on his/her childhood. A minority of VHS Kids are from Gen Z when a majority of them are from Gen X and Millennials.
VHS Kids are just different as DVD Kids
by Ryan900USAYT December 11, 2022
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Military Kid

That one super musty kid that’s always in your class. They’re usually behind on the latest trend, going off about funny memes from years ago, or making gun noises with their mouths. Every chance they get they will tell you about their favorite plane, or tank. They can’t go a conversation without bringing up WW2. You can spot them wearing camouflage, or that one Minecraft creeper jacket.
Guy: oh hi (insert military kids name)
Military kid:The Sherman tank was the most commonly used American tank in World War II. More than 50,000 Shermans were produced between 1942 and 1945. The model proved itself somewhat effective against German Mk II and Mk IV Panzers, but it was thoroughly outclassed by the Tiger, Panther, and King Tiger tanks.
by KailuaKid January 25, 2022
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Smart kid

That one kid that when the teacher says “groups” it’s (most times) the first kid that you look at and some other people too. And you probably don't know his name.
Teacher: Okay class now this project we are gonna do it in groups.
Jake: I wanna be with the smart kid!
Bob: No, I am going to go with him!
Smart kid: alright imma head out
by Randomguyintheworld December 29, 2019
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ukulele kids

A group of middle school or high school students mixed between vsco girls and emos They typically bring an instrument to school and try showing off in front of people when they can only play the same few notes or songs.
Do those kids ever play anything other than Twenty One Pilots?

They’re ukulele kids they can’t help it.
by mingamoto September 23, 2019
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Sigma Kid

A word used to describe the kids who comment on phonk videos or Patrick Bateman Sigma short videos with the 🗿 Emoji. They spend their time in the youtube shorts section trying to find other 'sigma males' that are probally 10 year olds reaking their parents bedroom or either commenting 'women🍷' on every post they see.
Bro I was just trying to listen to some phonk but when I opened up the comments all i saw was the Sigma Kid.
by Deez1212w1322 May 22, 2023
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