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Jack Falcon

Jack Falcon is a famous tiktoker with many fans. He plays basketball and sometimes dresses up as Kel from omori. He is in love with Luxxezi.
Jack Falcon is so goofy and silly!

Jack Falcon and Lux are dating!

UGH YOU ARE SUCH A JACK FALCON (derogatory)

TW: Jack Falcon
by weezerpinkertonlol April 9, 2023
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Captain Falcon

A muscular guy who once had his own game series is now a smash bros legend who is only known for smash bros now. He is like the second fastest and the number one coolest ever. He is at the level of a god and maybe more.
Captain Falcon will fucking falcon punch your face till you die
by GOKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU September 21, 2018
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Falcon punch

To punch someone in the vagina
Dude you are pissing me off, I'm gonna falcon punch you.
by Kitty and Muffy December 10, 2020
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Falcon

Noun. The bird of prey, the falcon, is noted as not being able to see through water, mist, and rainfall, but a only poorly. Noted for making swift dives in flight, but generally they have poor accuracy at tracking moving objects and miss quite often biting prey till they reach surface level. Hence, Fall con-Artist. Their diving ability is swift yet not profitable.

Where as the Eagle, with two focal points per eye, can predict the telemetry of a moving object and make accurate diving kills.

If an Eagle and Falcon have battle in the air way the falcon wil rise above to make a cervical bite with downward swoop of the Eagle. Yet, the Eagle having telemetry genius for prediction of movement will merely turn its body on its side during flight and crush the skull of an attacking falcon as the falcon is perceiving itself biting the spinal column of the Eagle. Now that is perfect timing.

Falcons are good for delivering scrolls to the wrong address. An Eagle will edit your scroll’s grammar dotting every “I” and crossing every “t.” As well as getting it there through rain and fog.
That Falcon took a dive into the water. I think he mistaked that shark for a fish carcass.
by EsquireUnderARock February 21, 2022
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Blue Falcon

Senator Joe Manchin(Blue Falcon). "Parents might buy drugs with monthly child tax credit payments instead of providing for their kids."
by MaseratiManchin December 20, 2021
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Blue Falcon

The act of getting emotionally and romantically invested in one of your high school teachers, can also be used as the code-name for said teacher.
"I heard Cheyenne Blue Falconed the new biology teacher"
"So me and Blue Falcon met after class and 'talked' about my 'quiz', he might be willing to change it."
by Jett_Fart October 5, 2015
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gayhomo falcon

gayhomo falcon(GYRFALCON'S HAUBERK) is a destiny 2 exotic thats mid
im using gayhomo falcon(GYRFALCON'S HAUBERK) on my void hunter build
by Guffloe March 22, 2023
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