Falcon Punch: An intimate sex act between two men where you dip your arm in gasoline, and drive it into their asshole. Before you begin, you typically put on a red helmet with a blue skin suit, and insert a carton of pop rocks into your partners gaping asshole. Once finished, proceed to fist them a single time with an earth-shattering punch at approximately 70,000 newtons of force, all while punching at Mach 2.2 and yelling “FALCOOOOOON PUUUNCH!!!!” at the top of your lungs. This will ignite the asshole on impact due to the friction between their anal walls and your gasoline covered arm. The shockwave from the asshole explosion may blow them away while leaving their ass on fire, covering the room with blood, shit, flames, and pop rocks.
When Elliot found Jax in his college dorm, he snuck into his room and surprised him with The Falcon Punch.
by The Muntologist July 8, 2025
Get the The Falcon Punchmug. Being a perv
by KenjiDaClown July 17, 2022
Get the Falcon Vibesmug. A person who speaks their version of the truth with anger and gusto while giving one the feeling that they are being preached to by a televangelist.
by Michael Irsee January 14, 2021
Get the Truth Falconmug. To snatch defeat from certain victory, typically involving a double digit lead late in American Football games.
Boy did you see that football team in Atlanta really falcon it in the Super Bowl! And again vs the Cowboys, and Bears...
by thewazzukid September 28, 2020
Get the Falcon itmug. Starts when a sports team has a huge lead for the majority of the game and it appears the game is going to be a blowout. When contracted, the leading team then allows the opposing team to catch up and ultimately win the game, typically in the last part of the game which may include overtime.
The most well known case of Falcons syndrome occurred when the Atlanta Falcons blew a 25 point lead in the fourth quarter of Super Bowl 51 against the New England Patriots.
by Darksephir November 18, 2019
Get the falcons syndromemug. This majestic bird species which is found on Northern California (more specifically Mill Valley). This falcon has a special bird call that it screams at the top of its lungs to attract its soulmate. It goes AAAAAAAAOOOOOOGGGGGGAAAAAA. Look for this special bird call and send in pictures if found to ignonicusfalconhuntress@gmail.com
by MrsTwinklePuss May 11, 2017
Get the Ignonicus Falconmug. Just be careful, he spends his time with dope boys and needle junkies. Never know what will happen around those dangerous kind of people.
Don't worry it's Falconer. He may surround himself with those people but they are not the same.
What do you mean?
Unlike the ones who surround him, he will walk away most of the time not out of fear of an OP but fear of what might happen to OP if he engages.
Okay so he's like a reserved scraper?
Most people go from 0 - 100
Some go from 0 - felony/jail
Falconer goes from 0 - life in prison without chance of parole.
That doesn't sound like he's as good as you make him out to be.
How he's different tho is his tolerance and wisdom. It takes him more than most will push to get to that point. The people that know him respect him because they know who he is and what he stands for. The ones that don't, rarely have a reason to find out.
Okay I still say be careful.
I will be.
Don't worry it's Falconer. He may surround himself with those people but they are not the same.
What do you mean?
Unlike the ones who surround him, he will walk away most of the time not out of fear of an OP but fear of what might happen to OP if he engages.
Okay so he's like a reserved scraper?
Most people go from 0 - 100
Some go from 0 - felony/jail
Falconer goes from 0 - life in prison without chance of parole.
That doesn't sound like he's as good as you make him out to be.
How he's different tho is his tolerance and wisdom. It takes him more than most will push to get to that point. The people that know him respect him because they know who he is and what he stands for. The ones that don't, rarely have a reason to find out.
Okay I still say be careful.
I will be.
by Popeasaint.... May 15, 2022
Get the Falconermug.