An institution located in a malaria infested swamp--once noted for it football team which since 1998, has lost 5 out of 6 of its matchups against superior rival, Florida State University.
With the dismal leadership of Steve Spurrier the Washington Redskins pulled a University of Florida and ended the season with an abysmal 5-11 season.
by Bill May 2, 2004
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You tie a girl to a pole in a hanging position so she looks like a sloth. You then begin to anully penatrate hur anus. Now you get and orange and begin to rub it up and down her body. After doing this you get the orange and shove it into her vaginal orifice. Beware because this is when shit gets freeky. You now stick your penis into the orange which is placed in the girls vagina and begin to thrust rapidly giving the girl an extremely erotic feeling.
You tie a girl to a pole in a hanging position so she looks like a sloth. You then begin to anully penatrate hur anus. Now you get and orange and begin to rub it up and down her body. After doing this you get the orange and shove it into her vaginal orifice. Beware because this is when shit gets freeky. You now stick your penis into the orange which is placed in the girls vagina and begin to thrust rapidly giving the girl an extremely erotic feeling.
by Sexy Sanchez and his dog Freeky Frito February 23, 2005
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Bitch girl 1- Who is she? Who doesn't she hang out with?
Bitch girl 2- Girl, she is Florida Clueless.
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Boy 1- Why do you want to move to NYC?
Girl 1- I am just Florida Clueless.
Bitch girl 2- Girl, she is Florida Clueless.
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Boy 1- Why do you want to move to NYC?
Girl 1- I am just Florida Clueless.
by a clueless girl in Florida August 3, 2007
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"To give her the full experience of the Sunshine State, I was sure to include the "Florida feedbag" in our late night activities."
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