YouTube Factor

When you think your searches are way too original, specific, or obscure, only to search and find out 500,000 other people thought the same thing as you.

"I'll be lucky if I find this one right away. If it's out there, it'll only be one video with a view count of like 12... Wait... Never mind. 133,972 other people beat me to it. Wow. YouTube Factor hardcore."

by kasteman1.1 January 8, 2013

Man Factor

The act of a man being aroused when he is trying to sleep.

Last night i had major man factor and i couldn't fall asleep till 4 am.

by ArfleDodger February 24, 2011

dick factor

Dick Factor
A male human who sucks ones penis fun. More then likely this person will have no friends and is hated by all that know them. They will generally be found masturbating to gay porn while talking to anybody who is unfortunate enough to be in the room with them. This sad pathetic creature is best to be avoided; too much contact will only result in self-loathing and possibly death.

Dick Factor: Dude I had the best gay sex last night.
Person A: Stop talking.
Dick Factor: Dude I’ve beaten FFVII 25 times!!!!
Person A: Please God make him stop!
Dick Factor: Dude suck me off.
Person B: Dear Lord why?
Dick Factor: Dude my penis is 28 inches long.
Person A: I’m going to kill myself now.
Person B: Not before I do.
Person A: (dies)
Person B: (dies)
Dick Factor: (Humps dead bodies.)

by Andrew Breeg December 14, 2008

bounce-factor

the action of people jumping up and down to music.

At a concert, the crowd really had the bounce-factor going!

by Corinne Jones July 2, 2005

gayeity factor

gayity but spelt better. The amount of gayness in a certain situation, etc.

Gayeity factor through the roof on that one.

by stolen from Josh, given by Captain February 24, 2005

pita factor

pain in the ass factor....on a scale from one to ten.

I hate dealing with that sales rep.,his pita factor is a ten.

by pita controller February 4, 2006

mackerel factor

Level of smell from a woman's vagina

Leslee's pussy smelled like the morning dew and tasted like honey but her friend Fran's smelled like shrimp shells left out in the sun and tasted like a pair of old running shoes recovered from a garbage dump. Leslee had a mackerel factor of zero, while Fran had a mackerel factor of ten.

by bullet88 August 21, 2008