by NogNig March 12, 2009
Get the Facial Dick Holdermug. n.
1: A barber that dresses beards and mustaches in a way that aims to liberate the mind by emphasizing the critical and imaginative powers of the subconscious
2: A barber that dresses beards and mustaches that are themselves deemed to be surrealist
3: A hair dresser cuts or styles hair with his or her face or the face of another
1: A barber that dresses beards and mustaches in a way that aims to liberate the mind by emphasizing the critical and imaginative powers of the subconscious
2: A barber that dresses beards and mustaches that are themselves deemed to be surrealist
3: A hair dresser cuts or styles hair with his or her face or the face of another
ex. 1 My beard used to make me look boring until I started visiting a surrealist facial hair stylist.
ex. 2 My moustache is a lobster so I can only have it tended to by the most qualified surrealist facial hair stylists.
ex. 3 When the stylist ate the only pair of scissors in the establishment and began to chew my hair away, I knew I was dealing with a surrealist facial hair stylist.
ex. 2 My moustache is a lobster so I can only have it tended to by the most qualified surrealist facial hair stylists.
ex. 3 When the stylist ate the only pair of scissors in the establishment and began to chew my hair away, I knew I was dealing with a surrealist facial hair stylist.
by mroconnell August 16, 2010
Get the Surrealist Facial Hair Stylistmug. the shitty pathetic facial hair which candidates such as Lil Pump, and many others grow out thru their adolescent years
Guy no1: "Bro why dat dude grow it proud?"
Guy no2:"neither do I schwubbldy wubbldy Schub so how would I know?"
also Guy no2: "dude that's soundcloud rapper facial hair 101"
Guy no2:"neither do I schwubbldy wubbldy Schub so how would I know?"
also Guy no2: "dude that's soundcloud rapper facial hair 101"
by onesyphorus March 23, 2019
Get the Soundcloud Rapper Facial Hairmug. When ones face is covered with scars that look like divits in their skin from a bad affliction of acne.
by USDAA 1998 October 30, 2008
Get the 12 guage facialmug. A.k.a. "mustache". Refers to where you are imbibing Pure Leaf tea or other liquid-libation which contains yucky dregs that you'd just as soon not hafta gag down while quenching your thirst, and so you angle your head back and slowly pour the beverage onto your mustache so that your Fu Manchu bristles catch most of the drink's offending particulate while allowing the refreshing liquid part to seep down through your upper-lip caterpillar and into your open mouth. Depending on the quantity and concentration of said sludgy sediments, you may need to pause frequently to wipe off the accumulated residues from your 'stache with a paper towel, but this minor inconvenience is small potatoes compared to the acute tongue/throat discomfort of having to actually ingest said stringy/gelatinous goo along with your flavorful fluid!
Utilizing your facial-fur filter takes some practice, but just like the upper-lip valve method of swigging your bottled whistle-wetter, this technique can indeed be perfected through careful and frequent employment, and allow you to guzzle your drink "cleanly"; i.e., without gagging or spilling anything on your shirt.
by QuacksO October 21, 2019
Get the facial-fur filtermug. Montana Jordan: get ready little bro it’s coming
Iain Armitage: ok Montana
Montana Jordan: *moans and cums on Iain’s face*ooh yes
Iain Armitqge: *smiles for getting a facial from his older male costar*
Iain Armitage: ok Montana
Montana Jordan: *moans and cums on Iain’s face*ooh yes
Iain Armitqge: *smiles for getting a facial from his older male costar*
by McKennaGracel0ver August 10, 2024
Get the Facialmug. When your girlfriend is temporarily blinded by the campfire smoke, you stand over her and jerk off on her face.
by James S Beam April 8, 2022
Get the Campfire Facialmug.