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n.

1: A barber that dresses beards and mustaches in a way that aims to liberate the mind by emphasizing the critical and imaginative powers of the subconscious

2: A barber that dresses beards and mustaches that are themselves deemed to be surrealist

3: A hair dresser cuts or styles hair with his or her face or the face of another
ex. 1 My beard used to make me look boring until I started visiting a surrealist facial hair stylist.

ex. 2 My moustache is a lobster so I can only have it tended to by the most qualified surrealist facial hair stylists.

ex. 3 When the stylist ate the only pair of scissors in the establishment and began to chew my hair away, I knew I was dealing with a surrealist facial hair stylist.
by mroconnell August 16, 2010
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the shitty pathetic facial hair which candidates such as Lil Pump, and many others grow out thru their adolescent years
Guy no1: "Bro why dat dude grow it proud?"
Guy no2:"neither do I schwubbldy wubbldy Schub so how would I know?"
also Guy no2: "dude that's soundcloud rapper facial hair 101"
by onesyphorus March 23, 2019
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12 guage facial

When ones face is covered with scars that look like divits in their skin from a bad affliction of acne.
Dude, you know Tom, he has the 12 guage facial.
by USDAA 1998 October 30, 2008
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Wasabi Facial

A man with Gonorrhea or Chlamydia that cums on a woman’s face out of pleasure.
My friend Zac told me about a woman he met with a weird fetish who wanted a wasabi facial.
by Maddzaxx April 6, 2025
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Orc Facial

(noun) /ˈɔrkˌfeɪʃəl/
1. A sexual act or fetish involving the depiction or roleplay of an orc, a mythical fantasy creature, ejaculating onto a partner’s face, often as part of consensual fantasy scenarios or erotic cosplay.
I went to a LOTR themed costume party dressed up as an Orc and hooked up with a chick dressed liked Galadriel; we went back to her place and I gave her an Orc facial.
by McIrish420 March 2, 2025
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facial twins

A scientific term used to describe two or more people who shares, in appearance, virtually the same face. There are four subgroups of the following word heterofacial, homofacial, bifacial, and opposing facial twin(s).
Homofacial Twin(s): The most often seen of the four, homofacial twins are two same sex siblings who share, in appearance, virtually the same face. These types of siblings do not originate from the same egg cell.
Heterofacial Twin(s): The second most often of the four, heterofacial twins are two opposite sex siblings who share, in appearance, virtually the same face. These types of siblings do not originate from the same egg cell.

Bifacial Twin(s): One of the rarest of the four, bifacial twins are two same sex people who shares, in appearance, virtually the same face.
Opposing Facial Twin(s): The rarest of the four, bifacial twins are two opposite sex people who shares, in appearance, virtually the same face. These types of people are not related.
They are facial twins.
He is a facial twin.
by definemaster324 November 29, 2016
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