rocky mountain facial

After shooting a load all over your partners face, you spread it around by using your sack as a paintbrush.

Bro 1: You close with that girl from the bar last night?

Bro 2: Hell yeah, I closed with a rocky mountain facial, she was glazed.

by theredddevil August 16, 2015

leather facial

the act of rubbing the palm of a stinky hockey glove into an opponents face or face mask.

the defensemen rubbed his glove into the opponets face which is called a leather facial.

by hdgroundpounder July 1, 2009

philoso-facial

1. n. The act of being shut down in a philosophical argument
2. v. To be shut down in a philosophical argument

1. Don't even argue he just philoso-facialed all over your face.
2. Argument void; you've been philoso-facialed

by Koizumi Itsuki April 30, 2011

doo doo facial

A form of coprophilia, where a man/woman delicates on their partners face.

Related to the Cleveland steamer

Sarah gave me a doo doo facial last night during sex.

by Unknown01 May 8, 2008

Colombian Facial

When a man ejaculates onto a womens face and immediately throws cocaine or powdered sugar onto her face and snorts it.

After rough sex, Juan gave Carolina a Colombian Facial and got high after.

by Cata Funtes August 3, 2010

irish facial

where you cum onto a girls face( after fucking the shit out of her), wait for it to dry, then peel it off

i gave your girlfriend an Irish facial

by crazy mexican May 12, 2008

blumkin facial

When a man gives a woman a facial while taking a shit on the toilet.

John gave Jane a blumkin facial while squeezing out last night's dinner.

by NYC025 October 19, 2011