When you fuck somebody in the ass enough that their intestines come out, in a pink sock fashion, then you tie the intestines in a knot. This is very painful.
I was taking it in the ass from Bozo the clown the other day when my intestine started falling out. Next thing I knew there was a giraffe hanging out of my ass. He just can't resist the funky balloon knot.
by ButtholeLicker420 February 5, 2014
Get the funky balloon knotmug. A hetrosexual sexual orientation where the woman defectates on the bed, then the man grabs her and suffocates her in her own poop while performing anal or vaginal on her. After climax, the man licks the womans foot fungus, while she eats an entire bowl of spaghetti with tomato sauce and meatballs.
Woman: "Hey, want to have sex?"
Man: "Nah, Im good."
Woman: "We can do theFunky Shnunky Schlinglus Blingus Dingle Schmingle"
Man: "Count me in."
Man: "Nah, Im good."
Woman: "We can do theFunky Shnunky Schlinglus Blingus Dingle Schmingle"
Man: "Count me in."
by Johnathan Steelarm April 15, 2024
Get the Funky Shnunky Schlinglus Blingus Dingle Schminglemug. A scottish pedophile known for trying to use sexual discord bots to interact with girls younger than him
by ahjufikfgeuiguifffgsfgeikfhshs July 24, 2020
Get the Funkymug. 
by Certy curt May 3, 2020
Get the funky flangemug. Friend:Oh I thought that was Chris Pratt
You: that is not funky fresh of you at all to not be able to tell the difference
You: that is not funky fresh of you at all to not be able to tell the difference
by Arkeegus disciple August 21, 2022
Get the Not funky freshmug.