Fudge Nudger

One who "nudges", as if gently (Yeah, Right), the proverbial anal fudge.

Jeff is such a freakin' fudge nudger, don't go anywhere alone with him.

by Steve January 6, 2003

Georgia Mud Fudge

Often confused with the Dairy Queen treat, the Georgia Mud Fudge is actually, when you make a deposit of fecal matter inside someone's bed linens, and subsequently conceal the hefty load within said bedding.

Scene from Godfather... except bloody horsehead is replaced with giant, juicy deuce.

Georgia Mud Fudgee: "Man! My socks are covered in mud... I didn't sleep walk, did I?"

Gergia Mud Fudger: "Naw, man. That ain't mud, you got Georgia Mud Fudged. Dude... check this out!"

Innocent Third Party: "Dude your socks smell like shit. Quit walking around, your smearing shit everywhere."

See also: Ass Comet

by Towelliie April 12, 2009

Dipping My Spoon In The Fudge Jar

A common, discreet and socially acceptable way to reference anal sex between a male and female or two males. The spoon references the penis and the fudge jar represents the arse of the more than willing partner.

Frank: What's up bro! Want to go hang out tonight?
Scott: No can do brahhhh!! I am busy right now! I am Dipping My Spoon In The Fudge Jar.
Frank: Cool Brahhh!!!

by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2014

fudge pirate

A Gay Dude

The fudge pirate wanted permission to come aboard.

by stealtho May 10, 2004

Deep fudge

noun
The thick, frothy, brown batter of creamy goodness found when your dick reaches so deep during anal penetration it tantalizes the sigmoid flexure.

"Bro I heard she let you do her dirty last night!"
"Yeah man it was incredible! I packed so hard that I was hitting the deep fudge."
"No way!"
"She even licked it off after. So sexy."

by SteezMonkey November 19, 2016

fudge rings

The mark left behind after a person sits down after riding on top during anal sex.

Mark left some MEAN fudge rings on my new Ralph Lauren sheets after the party last night!

by LaSadGurL March 28, 2009

Fudderwhacking

“Fudderwhacking is very dangerous and you should only do it once a month and in the privacy of your own home with doctors permission”. - Johnny Depp

the Mad Hatter is a serious fudderwhacking nerd ;)

by fudderwhacker March 7, 2010