Shampoo Shower

Used by lazy and poor people, a shampoo shower is when you have no soap or body wash, but still need to clean. All you do is use shampoo instead of soap or body wash.
Andrew: Dude, why do you smell like coconuts?

Tom: Sorry, i had to take a shampoo shower this morning
by Woodhead!!!!!!!!! June 14, 2011
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Shower stomp

The act of stomping shit down the drain of a shower while showering
Swamp: I did a fat shower stomp in there earlier might not wanna go in there for a while
Roberto: ok
by Swampedbandit April 15, 2022
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goldman shower

When the Finacial Giant Goldman-Sachs posses away everyone’s retirement and homes .
Dude, I was riding high when I got hit by a “Goldman Shower” and I lost everything, but then , Urine is sterile I guess .
by Thebassland September 15, 2019
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aloe shower

The liberal surprise application of Aloe Vera scented baby oil during a sexual act.
I've ruined my sheets because I aloe showered some hussy last night.
by H-Dawggg February 02, 2014
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Shower prisoner

Trapping your shower partner by blocking the shower door after expelling a death fart.
I was often a shower prisoner after she farted and blocked the shower door.
by Buck naked May 30, 2017
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Cabin Shower

Applying perfume, deodorant or body spray in place of taking a shower when the time and/or resources required for an actual shower are not available.

Coined and most commonly used by people living out in rural areas where either a.) running water in a house or cabin is not common or b.) one's job or community does not demand a daily shower.

Also can be used to describe the fragrant product itself.
"Dude, I totally took a cabin shower tonight because I was running so late!"

At the grocery store:
"I just need to grab some cabin shower, hang on."
by PlayaLove July 27, 2009
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Shower jousting

a shower joust is where two guys are taking a shower and decide to joust with their wet penises
man 1: hey wanna shower joust together no homo man2: sure man shower jousting sounds fun no homo
by papa spaghettios May 16, 2018
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