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Turd Former

The shittiest year to be in - when every other highschooler looks down on you for being such a midget.

Turd formers are generally found sitting in clusters in the quad whinging about how much homework they have, being nerdy, or drinking illegally.

Also rarely known as a "Third Former" (Year 9, Year 10, Freshman)
Turd Former: So I did something really stupid the other day-
Fourth Former: That's because you're a TURD FORMER!!!

Turd Former: All this homework is killing me-
Fourth Former: Stop being such a whinger, TURD FORMER!!!
by Chilled Melonade November 7, 2010
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former cutter

Someone who used to cut. Meaning, they used to slash and draw blood from themselves with sharp objects. Most former cutters are proud, they stopped cutting either with help or alone, and can generally easily talk about their past life. However, even former cutters are generally still a bit unstable (for lack of a better and less demeaning word). Because of this, cutting still feels like a part of them and it can be very tempting at times.

If you meet a former cutter, don't make fun of cutting, they will generally take personal offense.
I'm a former cutter, I haven't cut in 43 days on today, October 11. I'm proud of my accomplishment, and I don't mind speaking about it. Don't be mean though, I take offense when people make fun of me or anyone that even cut.

Example;

A- *holding a knife to her wrist jokingly* It hurts so good! *laughs*

Me- *turns away and doesn't laugh*

____

Don't be mean to former cutters, be supportive and congratulate them.
by Jinx; former cutter October 11, 2009
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Formen

A New York homosexual neo-nazi often seen walking among groups of homosexual and/or other neo-nazi organizations.
Joe: i'd go over there and give one of those Formen a noogie but they might touch my ass.
by Briio October 16, 2008
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Former FedEx Employee

Any idiot who works for a package delivery company and leaves large boxes or expensive electronic equipement at a recipients home without getting a signature (on the doorstep or the like), then only to discover that the recipent called to complain that the delivery was never made, when in reality they kept the stuff without paying for it.. hence leaving the FedEx employee with some explaining to do.
"I ordered this new laptop from Gateway and when I got home that Former FedEx Employee left it at my door, what an idiot. I totally called the company and told them I never got it"
by Jacob Miller September 6, 2005
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formerly

A dysfunctional family that was once functional, a disowned family, and/or a term used by family member who wishes to speak of his family in a past tense.
"I don't talk to my formerly anymore"; "I haven't seen a member of my formerly for a long time now."; "I come from a dysfunctional formerly".
by Gskala01 March 22, 2008
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Former Ukraine

The territory was once but a mere province of the Soviet Empire, they tried the independent thing before Russia moved back in.
This is the line to change your former Ukraine passport in for a Russian Federation.
by Kramer says Ukraine is weak April 17, 2022
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the former yugoslav republic of macedonia

A country north of the Greece state of Macedonia. Its capital is Skopje. It was formerly part of the communist republic of Yugoslavia.
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