Pennsylvania Flu

Before sex put pepper on the pillow so when you’re hitting it doggy and put her head in the pillow she sneezes and her pussy tightens around your dick
I was having sex with my girlfriend and I gave her the Pennsylvania flu.
by Farva4489 May 07, 2018
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wine flu

flu-ish symptoms caused by excessive wine drinking; a hangover
When Susanna called in sick after an evening of binge drinking, her colleagues suspected she had a case of wine flu.
by snickrdoodle January 07, 2010
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Hoochie flu

When you lay out of work with a Hoochie girl
I can't come in today , I've got the Hoochie flu
by dat middle child April 22, 2016
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The Seasonal Flu

The flu that looks like a pussy compared to The Swine.
"I think I've got The Seasonal Flu."

"At least you don't have The Swine. It's A LOT worse."
by southparkrox October 12, 2009
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Flu Slap

A special fighting moved used when one is contagious with the flu. The infected person proceeds to first cough on one's hand, then slap their enemy in the face, there by infecting their opponent.
I flu slapped him him so bad, he'll be in bed for a week!
by E.N. Slaps April 18, 2011
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Cash Flu

A chronic sickness in which you have a desire for money, you’ll make it in any way, shape, or form.
Aliah: where’d you get all that money from?

Aidan: don’t worry, I got that cash flu.

Sleepy:Roof!
by Sleepy's Definitions February 12, 2023
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swine flu

A disease that is ravaging that land of the united states. Some say it is fake while others say that it is Obama's way to block up the border and stop the immigration of mexicans into america. (Even though he claims he is for opening the border)
While others blame former president bush saying that it is his fault that the mexicans created this disease because it is their revenge on us for not allowing them to cross the our lands.
Random Mexican 1:Damn essay im pissed off at them damn gringos for closing off the border

Random Mexican 2:Well homes what can we do

Random Mexican 3:Well them damn chinks came up with the bird flu.

Random Mexican 1:Damn pigs... wait, thats what we will call it. swine flu
by +2 April 30, 2009
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