Dick on the Floor

When a person is at a party but just kind of wants to hang out... they are putting their dick on the floor. Also when a gentleman is hitting on a girl and he puts his penis on the floor so much that he gets rugburn. Also known as Delta Omnicron Tau Phi

Most parties I'm at I just put my dick on the floor and let it drag for like two miles.

by StraightChessinIt December 26, 2009

floor candy

The term originated by a night crew worker for a local grocery store, in which all food product, usually candy around the bulk bin section, was considered approved to eat without being considered stealing from the company after it had touched the floor, as it was unsanitary for customers and would be thrown away otherwise.

The term now applies to any item of food, not just candy, that has touched the ground, but the dropee feels is still worthy of eating regardless.

*Action* Ted drops a potato chip on the floor.
Bill: "Floor candy!"
*Action* Bill picks it up and eats it.

by Mr. Glub Glub October 21, 2005

fourth floor

Synonym of fourth base.
More specifically, when two people go to the fourth floor on an elevator. The power goes out on the way and the elevator falls. Thinking it's their last moments of life and wanting to lose their virginity before they die, they have sex. The power comes back on and they reach the fourth floor. Afterwards it is always awkward between them.

"We went to the fourth floor while mopping yesterday."

by Bobajiji December 24, 2005

floor pisser

When someone has a BCM DX all over the floor

Bryan pissed on the floor

by Byron Myerstein November 4, 2003

Floor Play

When you use twister as a warm up for sex

Yeah we were playing twister. The floor play was awesome.

by DanJack11235 May 9, 2011

floor is wet

A prison term for when a hair enters the cell block. It means to hide everything your doing

(Guard enters) Sam: Floor is wet!
Gavin: Oh no I have to hide my gun!

by NathanOG March 14, 2017

Lick The Floor

The chain reaction caused by B Rab licking the floor of his 11th grade Chemistry classroom

"Have you licked the floor yet?"
"Yes, I made out with Matt who made out with Alyssa who made out with Bobby who made out with Taylor who made out with B Rab who was the one to lick the floor."

by Pobjfk April 22, 2018