Five on one

A term for masterbation. As in you are playing five against one.

Where is Johnnie?

He is watching some midget porn and playing five on one.

by Nick Franocne September 13, 2006

Five Year Itch

It's the time in a relationship -- or even in a job! -- when you gotta open up your options, without waiting for the Seven Year Itch of boredom and exhaustion to set in.

The Five Year Itch is that point where you know that it's more fun to play the field, but you don't want to let go of what you have -- and OMG, seven years is way too long. (Maybe its rly a three year itch)!

Joey usually never said a word more than he had to, but he opened up to his buddy after work, even tho it took five chasers to loosen him up.

"Hey man, after five years on this fukin job and the same five damn years with the same girl, I'm itchin bad, and it's not a shot of antibiotics I need."

"Five year itch, bud", said Greg. "What you need, is some variety in your life.

by ScratchyTheMenace December 4, 2012

five nights at freddy's

the scariest fucking game ever. if you beat it you are awesome

I JUST FINISHED THE FIFTH NIGHT OF FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S!!!!!!

by sprinkly September 21, 2014

five nights at freddy's fandom

A cancerous fandom that's dominated by nine-year olds who own iPhones and play Minecraft and Roblox. Joining this group of cringey normies will have death waiting on your doorstep in a matter of seconds.

After watching Markiplier play FNAF, Billy became part of the Five Nights at Freddy's fandom

by SkiShe July 26, 2017

five gum

Five gum. A piece of gum that we will never know how it feels to chew it because of memes. Nor will we ever know because we like our already favoured gum brands.

Person 1: How does it feel to chew Five Gum?
Person 2: "Generic Meme"
Person 1: But have you ever had it?
Person 2: What? No I stick to Excel.

by Rystic_s January 29, 2018

Five Nights at Freddy's

A game created by Scott Cawthon, followed by a prequel and a sequel. The game has been give much hype by the fandom, the fans calling themselves "Fanimatronics". In the game, you play as a security guard to fend off animatronics and prevent them from jumpscaring you.

Mark: Hey, have you seen the game Five Nights at Freddy's?
Felix: Yeah, it's a great game.
Mark: I have it on my computer, wanna take turns playing?
Felix: Sure!

by Minecrafter_Foxy April 22, 2015

five finger death punch

Fingering a girl with all five fingers until she bleeds

I gave her the five finger death punch. And she liked it.

by jesus lee christ September 3, 2013