stoke factor

the way in wich you measure stoke. can be used in both literal and sarcastic ways.

sarcasm: DUDE i have math finals in five minutes and i did not study STOKE FACTOR AT TEN!

literal: BRO! look at the pow! theres going to be some gnar pow tommrow for us to go put some sticks in the snow! STOKE FACTOR AT TEN!! 5 FEET OF FRESH!

by PSN_BIGTOTS January 10, 2012

Man Factor

The act of a man being aroused when he is trying to sleep.

Last night i had major man factor and i couldn't fall asleep till 4 am.

by ArfleDodger February 07, 2011

dick factor

Dick Factor
A male human who sucks ones penis fun. More then likely this person will have no friends and is hated by all that know them. They will generally be found masturbating to gay porn while talking to anybody who is unfortunate enough to be in the room with them. This sad pathetic creature is best to be avoided; too much contact will only result in self-loathing and possibly death.

Dick Factor: Dude I had the best gay sex last night.
Person A: Stop talking.
Dick Factor: Dude I’ve beaten FFVII 25 times!!!!
Person A: Please God make him stop!
Dick Factor: Dude suck me off.
Person B: Dear Lord why?
Dick Factor: Dude my penis is 28 inches long.
Person A: I’m going to kill myself now.
Person B: Not before I do.
Person A: (dies)
Person B: (dies)
Dick Factor: (Humps dead bodies.)

by Andrew Breeg March 06, 2007

bounce-factor

the action of people jumping up and down to music.

At a concert, the crowd really had the bounce-factor going!

by Corinne Jones June 22, 2005

gayeity factor

gayity but spelt better. The amount of gayness in a certain situation, etc.

Gayeity factor through the roof on that one.

by stolen from Josh, given by Captain February 24, 2005

pita factor

pain in the ass factor....on a scale from one to ten.

I hate dealing with that sales rep.,his pita factor is a ten.

by pita controller February 04, 2006

Foreign Factor

A numerical value that ranges between 1 and 3 on the scale of rating women out of 10 for attractiveness. The factor is calculated by how attractive a woman is before her voice is heard (eg. a 6, she's not extremely attractive, but is noticed) after her foreign accent is heard her rating on the "attractiveness scale" can fluctuate up to a value of 3 depending on your preference for specific accents. (The 6 that was previously spoken of has increased to a value of 8.5 or even 9 if her accent is French or Australian. If her accent is Indian however, the foreign factor can dercrease her attractiveness as low as a 3.)

"I'd say Susan is about a 6."
"No way! With her foreign factor she's an eight!

by Johnnykikass February 11, 2010