Ethan is a person you cant count on and never pays any attention to you and breaks up with you for no reason.
by Jenna Cermak April 22, 2019

Ethan is the name of someone that is sweet and nice but is a little strange and has a smaller penis then most people
by Tony hawk128 December 5, 2017

Ethan is a major douche-bag. Everyone hates him, but act like his friend when he's around. He's okay at sports, but acts like he's the best, and he's a ball-hog in every sport too. He's very arrogant. If you beat him at anything, he'll say he "wasn't even trying!" Ethan sucks. Except H3H3. He's cool.
by __Ass__ February 20, 2019

A total retard that doesn’t shut up he’s short blonde idiot watches hentai all day hes got a booty though;) no girls like him he’s going to be a no life sack of shit that lives in his moms basement
by Hshdue April 8, 2019
