Uwu envy

Uwu envy is essentially the same concept as Freud's penis envy, but applied to modern society's fixation with cuteness. Individuals experiencing uwu envy may harbor a sense of inferiority, where they subconsciously (or consciously) covet others who effortlessly exude the cute and innocent aesthetic of 'uwu.' It may initially manifest as a state of being intimidated or even a feeling of resentment towards those who fit the uwu aesthetic, often due to feeling out of the loop or disconnected from popular internet culture and the trends associated with it.

Unlike penis envy though, uwu envy is very easy to overcome. Overcoming one's uwu envy may involve a strong desire to assimilate the physical attributes, mannerisms, or online presence associated with cuteness, and may drive individuals to engage in attention-seeking behavior or adopt an infantile or anime-influenced aesthetic as a means of validation. More often than not, this typically involves changing your profile pic to a cute anime girl and using cute phrases and emojis such as ':3' and 'rawr'. Those with uwu envy are indistinguishable from those who genuinely co-opt uwu culture, the only difference being that, deep down, individuals with uwu envy do it as a sort of psychological compensatory mechanism.

Uwu envy is the troubling reflection of a young generation that prioritizes surface-level appearances over genuine self-acceptance, self-expression and emotional maturity, perpetuating a shallow aesthetics-based culture.
EXAMPLE 1:
Person A: I noticed that Sarah changed her profile picture to a cute anime girl and is always using 'uwu' in her messages. It's like she's trying so hard to be cute all the time.
Person B: Yeah, she's got a serious case of uwu envy.
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EXAMPLE 2: Me. I have uwu envy.
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Envy Quality

"Envy quality" is a term used to describe a high standard of attractiveness and charisma for guests invited to the Guestlist at Envy Night Club in Durban. Envy quality individuals are expected to possess a high level of physical attractiveness. This means they take care of their appearance, dress stylishly, and carry themselves with confidence.
**Message to a Promoter**: "Hey, for this Friday’s event, please make sure the girls you invite are envy quality. We need to maintain our high standards and ensure the night is unforgettable."

In this example, "envy quality" is used as a directive to the promoter to select guests who meet the club's high standards, ensuring the event's success and maintaining the club's prestigious image.
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Envy Quality

"Envy quality" is a term used to describe a high standard of attractiveness and charisma for guests invited to the Guestlist at Envy Night Club in Durban. This term embodies the idea that the individuals who meet this standard should be so captivating and impressive that they incite envy in others. It’s a mark of exclusivity and distinction, ensuring that the club maintains an elite and glamorous atmosphere.
**Message to a Promoter**: "Hey, for this Friday’s event, please make sure the girls you invite are envy quality. We need to maintain our high standards and ensure the night is unforgettable."
by iconsuave July 12, 2024
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Curb Envy

When you're crossing at an intersection and someone else starts crossing before the signal turns green, leaving your pussy ass behind and alone.
I got major curb envy when I wasnt brave enough to cross the street with the homeless bitch.
by GrandmotherWillowSmith February 07, 2017
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Emoji Envy

When you get a text from someone and It has a X instead of an emoji because you have an older phone.
A: Hey, I just saw a X!!!!

J: Frustrated. What is an X?

A: A Moose!!!

J: That's cool. I couldn't see it on my phone. I have Emoji Envy.
by hitman5313 February 08, 2024
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shower envy

1. Extreme covet towards a shower installed by MGSI Glass.

2. Deep feelings of desire that are difficult to overcome after seeing MGSI Glass work .
Did you see the Jones' new bathroom? You did? Did you see that glass shower that MGSI put in? Yeah, I know - it's spectacular! I got 'dat shower envy!
by jayehteeglass February 07, 2018
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Taint Envy

Hitting on a female whom you’ll never ever have sexual relations with.
Hitting on the bosses wife is a clear case of taint envy.
by Jews1440 April 22, 2020
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