blunt envy

A popular stunt scooter brand. Most famous for the reaper/union bars

He's so cool, he has blunt envy reaper bars!

by Scooter_kid July 1, 2017

penis envy

a certain type of shrooms that when consumed help with making the act of gooning and edging way easier
the best dose is 8 grams it will make you goon all over this is not a lie

after taking a large amount of penis envy i gooned for a good 13 hours

by gooner2007 April 19, 2024

Ecko envy

To be jealous of your peers possessions, boyfriends, attention recieved by others. To be driven to the point of theft from such persons.

All the people around the homeless shelter have Ecko envy.

by Gridbug September 20, 2018

Freeness Envy

Free·ness en·vy (frēnis envē)

1. Psychoanalytic concept that a terrorist envies democratic characteristics or capabilities, especially the possession of freedom.
2. Envy of power, status, or privilege, as symbolized by the freeness of the American citizen.

Americans are asking, "Why do they hate us?'' They hate what they see right here in this chamber: a democratically elected government. Their leaders are self-appointed. They hate our freedoms: our freedom of religion, our freedom of speech, our freedom to vote and assemble and disagree with each other. They have Freeness Envy.

by Freudian Clit April 28, 2013

whip envy

When you wish you owned an expensive or modified car or suv you see on the street. whip, car, pimp my ride, suv, tricked out, modified, modified ride, DUB, Mercedes, BMW, Lexus, Ferrari, Lamborghini, Bentley, Rolls Royce, envy, crave, love, passion, customize, customized ride, West Coast Customs

I saw a blacked out Mercedes S Class with chrome wheels at the store. I had a major case of whip envy.

by joecoolthefool July 17, 2017

grandchild envy

The guilt trip parents lay on their single childless adult children after they've been cooing over other people's babies. otherwise known as the "why haven't you given me grandchildren yet" disease

"My parents developed grandchild envy when I turned 22. They're always asking why I haven't given them any grandchildren yet."

by collegekid2015 March 8, 2015

Emoji Envy

When you get a text from someone and It has a X instead of an emoji because you have an older phone.

A: Hey, I just saw a X!!!!

J: Frustrated. What is an X?

A: A Moose!!!

J: That's cool. I couldn't see it on my phone. I have Emoji Envy.

by hitman5313 February 8, 2024