penis envy

a certain type of shrooms that when consumed help with making the act of gooning and edging way easier
the best dose is 8 grams it will make you goon all over this is not a lie

after taking a large amount of penis envy i gooned for a good 13 hours

by gooner2007 April 19, 2024

blunt envy

A popular stunt scooter brand. Most famous for the reaper/union bars

He's so cool, he has blunt envy reaper bars!

by Scooter_kid July 1, 2017

Murder Drones envy

A heterosexual ship in the show called Murder Drones between the two characters “Serial Designation N” and “Serial Designation V.” The name of the ship would be eNVy or envy, as in the show you can sense some jealousy from V. It is also called envy because if you say N and V’s name together it sounds like the word envy. Another nickname the fandom have given to this ship is “oilcookie” but is not used as much as the two previous names.

“Oh I just love Murder Drones envy! It’s my favorite ship in the show! Envy for life!

by leafeon.leafy May 25, 2024

Taint Envy

Hitting on a female whom you’ll never ever have sexual relations with.

Hitting on the bosses wife is a clear case of taint envy.

by Jews1440 April 22, 2020

MacBook envy

A term used by a Windows user to express jealousy towards someone that uses a MacBook.

Wallace: Look at this. This man has an Apple computer, and it has way more features than my Windows laptop that is with me.
Harry: Dude, you have MacBook envy.

by Disney2123 June 15, 2025

South Envy

When a man is jealous of another male's well-endowment.

"Dan's so big, he gives all the guys in the locker room south envy."

by Pringl3z October 24, 2011

parade envy

When a North Korean dictator holds a military parade and you need to prove your rockets are bigger.

After watching France and North Korea show their military might, Donald Trump experienced a blinding case of parade envy.

by GSBJim February 8, 2018