Blind Elephant

A body lifting kick in the nuts from behind. To sneak up behind someone who is standing with their legs slightly open and kick them in the nuts from behind.
Person 1: You owe me $100
Person 2: Yeah i'll pay you next week...
Person 1: No pay me today or i'll blind elephant kick you right in the nuts when you least suspect it.
Person 2: OK lets got to the bank.
RESOLVED.
by koala11111111 February 21, 2011
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Elephant Birth

Something so horrifying that you have to compare it to Elephant Birth
Guy A:Check out my fidget spinner
Guy B:That is Elephant Birth
by ImHalfPig August 25, 2018
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Scandinavian Elephant

When a white big booty bitch gets a man with an enormous penis to stick it in between her thighs and then they both proceeded to rip violent ass to mimic the majestic trumpeting of a herd of elephants.
We need thicker walls, I heard Alexis giving that dude a Scandinavian Elephant two rooms over.
by VoteBigChuck2024 February 02, 2023
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The Grumpy Elephant

This occurs when an extremely obese female gives a male a blowjob. towards the climax she then blows extremely hard, thus making her ears pop out and then the male takes out his dick and slaps her in the face with it.
OMG!!! dude yesterday i saw this fat prostitute and she sucked my dick and i gave her "The Grumpy Elephant!"
by Mr. charles swanson April 06, 2011
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Human Elephant

When a Male puts his anus to a females forhead creating suction with his butthole. The legs acts as the ears of the creature, the balls are the eyes and the penis is the trunk draped over the females nose. This combination makes the human elephant.
Wow Tom you and Martha do a great human elephant!
by Hung Bill January 03, 2022
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Elephant Spray

The tan Windex that smells like elephants.
“Get the elephant spray away from me or else I’ll dump the entire contents of the vacuum cleaner into your room!”
by diphenhydramine April 01, 2021
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The Elephant's Foot

When your homeboy is showering and you go in there to take a shit and leave it in the toilet, allowing the steam from the shower to ruminate the area... akin to the elephant's foot left at chernobyl
"Bro, I just did The Elephant's Foot to Brandon, he's gonna be so pissed bro"
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