.50 Action Express

Badass gun that this fucking n00b obviously can't handle. Overkill is necessary when you're dealing with an endless horde of zombowlies that need an instant and terribly gooey beheading.

OMFG! ZOMBIES! *pulls out .50 AE Desert Eagle* *2 seconds later* oops...I guess I should clean this up...

by DEAGLE November 25, 2003

pulling an express mart

going in to your local genaral store and stealing smokable items

yo nigga i pulling an express mart on a black and mild today you want in

by THE BBC August 5, 2008

Trinity Railway Express

The Trinity Railway Express is a commuter rail line in the Dallas–Fort Worth metroplex That some random jackass foamer likes. It was established by an interlocal agreement between Dallas Area Rapid Transit and Trinity Metro. Each transit authority owns a 50% stake in the joint rail project and contractor Herzog Transit Services operates the line and North Texas Railroad Productions who is an underage foamer.

Damn I hate when North Texas Railroad Productions rides the Trinity Railway Express

by AlphaRailfan April 15, 2021

orient express

i own you!!!!

swedish, pilipina, spanish, japanese= ME!

by Qarru February 29, 2004

Jolly Rancher Express

Derived in a car while speaking of gay Joe.

1) To take a ride on the Jolly Rancher Express - Jacking off while throwing up (usually performed by homosexuals).

2) Performed by JMG from the bridge.

1) Wow Gary, lets take rides on the Jolly Rancher Express after Joe gets done!!

2) JMG

by Scepter 187 January 10, 2005

American Express Financial Advisor

A group of people who are in the middle of a class action lawsuit, because they conned a bunch of clients into investing in funds that would mostly benefit the advisor.

If you get a phone call from an American Express Financial Advisor, my advise to you is to run. These advisors live in nice homes off of "your" money

by Conned October 15, 2008

Pony Express Texting

When you text someone, then hours later they FINALLY text you back

Mike: Want to do something today?
...5+ hours later
Jordan: like what?
Mike: Sushi?
...45 minutes later
Jordan: Ok!
Mike: you know you do pony express texting right?
Jordan: shut up! Lol

by sheldon91 April 22, 2011