easter egg

An unmarked police car

"Watch out, I think that's an easter egg behind you."

by smithers08 March 27, 2005

Easter Basket

When you eat hard boiled eggs from the vagina and use the vaginal fluid as a mayo like substitute.

Instead of a chocolate bunny I gave her an "Easter Basket" this morning.

by endej09 May 15, 2011

easter

Baby Carrot: Tiny Dick

Girl 1: omg have you seen his dick
Girl 2: yes its like a baby carrot

Girl 1: So easter and i had sex last night
Girl 2: So how was he?
Girl 1: i couldnt even feel it, he was like a baby carrot

by wouldn't you like to know! March 14, 2005

Dumber than Easter

An obviously stupid event, person, place, or thing.

As George Carlin would say: "dumber than a second coat of paint".

Transubstantiation? Jesus Christ, that's Dumber than Easter!

Gift 700 Billion dollars to Wall Street Bankers to save the economy? Jesus Fucking Christ, that's Dumber than Easter!

Sarah Palin? Jesus Motherfucking Tittysucking Rollerskating Cocksucking Christ with hard-on, that bitch is Dumber than Easter!

See DUMBER THAN A SACK OF HAMMERS

by Charlie Bravo April 6, 2010

Easter

The Sexy BEAST that gets girls everyday and never stops on anything unless he accomplishes it he is the reason girls Break up with there Boyfriends. He/Shenis The Definition Of Great , Sexy , And Power The All Great God Easter

Boyfriend: Fuck he having Sex With my Girl
Dude: Beat his ass
Boyfriend: I Cant
Dude: Why?
Boyfriend: Because....
Boyfriend: Its Easter
Dude: Fuck Dont Mess with Him

Dude: He Bad News

by Savage.COM January 30, 2017

Easter

A day where usually little kids will wake up, and hunt for Easter eggs. Usually, the eggs have some candy in it. It is believed that the "Easter bunny" will come to your house at night while your asleep, and scatter Easter eggs around your house. However, when kids become older, they will realize that the Easter bunny isn't real.

April. 16, is Easter!! Time to eat some candy!

by BLUE456754744 April 16, 2017

Easter Keister

A slang term to describe anal missionary, which is the act of engaging in anal sex while maintaining the missionary position. It is considered the only pure way to enjoy in premarital sex as a Christian couple.

Boyfriend: We can’t have sex yet! We’re not even married.
Girlfriend: Just Easter Keister me and He won’t be mad!

by Order 65 June 18, 2021