eating out

Eating out is when someone starts to lick or bite a pussy or vagina.

"Yes, dear, he's eating me out right now!!!"

by Douchebag February 10, 2003

earlingus

A sexual act involving sticking one's tongue down someones ear. Like cunnilingus, but with an ear instead

I saw a guy giving his girlfriend earlingus in the movie theater. People nowadays have no shame!

by earlingus October 15, 2012

I'm not mormon earring

The extra earring(s) women wear to let you know they aren't mormon. This is because mormons are only allowed to wear "one modest pair of earrings." If ever in doubt as to whether or not a girl is mormon, look for the extra earring(s).

I was totally hitting on Breanna the other day, but I saw she had an I'm not mormon earring.. I can only date mormons, so I ran away.

by sizzam January 11, 2009

hooker earings

Large hoop earings worn chiefly by females looking to attract men.

"Girl, I told my neice to take off them hooker earings!"

by ez64holidays March 23, 2008

Earning Red Wings

To have sex with a menstruating female, leaving red marks resembling wings on the thighs of both parties.

She warned him that it was "her time of the month" but he didn't mind Earning his Red Wings.

by emobia December 18, 2004

monkey eating yogurt

a code word for an asshole.

person 1: did you see what that guy did to her?
person 2: yeah! he's a monkey eating yogurt!

by Creepy Carrie April 26, 2009

clean eating

A term applied to a wide range of 'healthy' eating habits, usually by people with an unhealthy obsession with fitness and/or body weight. It is mostly a means of garnering praise or approval from peers and making anyone who isn't into clean eating feel like their food is somehow dirty.

Clean eaters are obliged to post on social media about their 'clean' meals at least daily, and should never post about any non-clean meals they consume, so as to give the impression that they are strict clean eaters and their discipline is something to be admired.

If taken literally, clean eating is eating food in its most natural state. In practise though, clean eating can include all manner of processed foods such as milk, pasta, cheese and bread, depending on individual interpretation.

I just LOVE this new celery, carrot and cottage cheese combo! Clean eating ftw! #fitness #cleaneating #rawfood #healthy #5kgin5weeks

by n3xia August 4, 2014