dolphin cannonball

One of the only cannonballs that sometimes results in a hate crime and usually jail time. A very technical cannonball that requires much skill and timing, it's a dangerous maneuver that requires the cannonballer to spot a person swimming harmlessly in the water, then shouting "dolphin cannonball" then doing a cannonball directly onto the swimmer sinking them to the bottom of the pool, like a dolphin who just blow holed your face. For the best results execute on small children and infants..

Rhi-"did you hear about that sick sick man who did a dolphin cannonball on a toddler"

dave-"yea It was cruel but OMG was it ever awesome...I think he got arrested"

by Isuckdix4money August 13, 2010

spicy dolphin

A spicy dolphin is when you put hot sauce on your penis and try to fuck your girl in the ass and she says "eh eh, eh eh".

My girl said if I try to give her the spicy dolphin one more time she is going to punch me in the tooth.

by Cornbang March 19, 2016

Dolphin Snouting

The act of eating out a girl with an oversized Clit that resembles a small dick

I was dolphin snouting your mom and had to measure for comparison

by Dbcooper91 January 5, 2022

Dolphin disease

A disease where you grow fins out of rage and anger.

She was so flabbergasted she got dolphin disease and grew fins and started swimming with the dolphins. Then got eaten by a shark.

by Theflabbergaster February 1, 2013

lazy dolphin

So like when your laying there and tired and someone is horny your partner rolls over and pops their ass and your grinding that shit until they get theirs. That’s the lazy dolphin and then you go to bed.

Tracy “I’m tired. Can we just do the lazy dolphin and got to bed?”

by anonymous May 1, 2021

triangular dolphin

The act of seeing someone on tinder by the name Matt and swiping right.

Wow I just saw Matt on tinder, I should definitely Triangular Dolphin him!

by Pompom69 December 11, 2021

Dolphin ass

An item or thing that somebody has, that is not desired, so the person in possession hyped it up to be great when it is in fact not.

“Hey Ryan, did you hear James grabbed that new weed pack off his cousin for the low, and he says it’s totally loud?”

“Nah man, I saw it last Friday. James is smoking on that dolphin ass, you know why he got that price? that shits dried out and weak!”

by MAADark August 26, 2021