dolphin waxing

The classical act of stroking one's shlong. Out of boredom, pleasure, or gain of muscle in the dominant jacking arm. The use of fine oils such as olive, virgin, corn, and motor oil is preferably to give that 'waxed' look on your dolphin.

Robert, stop trying to fuck around with Maegan, just take the easy way out and WAX YOUR DOLPHIN.
#dolphin waxing

by BenDover4206969 January 25, 2017

Greasy Dolphin

After fisting, the act of wiping the excess lube off on your partner's body.

She made me come, but then she gave me the greasy dolphin.

by narkymcnarkerson September 1, 2010

dolphin gravy

the vaginal discharge that seeps out of fat women's vaginas and fat folds

I took that fat chick from the bar home and she let me eat her "Dolphin Gravy"

by JaCrispy420 October 1, 2020

The Dirty dolphin

While in 69 she squirts in your nose and you have to blow it out

Babe, did I drown you?" "Nah, you just came so hard I did a the dirty dolphin."

by The Grand Poooba August 6, 2020

dolphin driver

The dolphin driver is an exquisite move never performed because of how dangerous it is, when the woman or man is on the bed you take 9 steps back and you get a running start. About 3 feet away from the bed you make a leap while doing a 360. Thus proceeding into the persons but or vaginal canal.

Man I hella want to dolphin driver that pfat ass

by Dolphins rape July 18, 2017

Fuzzy Dolphin

Definitely means weed.
Y'know, party grass

Immediately following the inhalation of 1 dosage of the weeds: "God DAMN! now THAT'S some Fuzzy Dolphin!"

by BrihadDewhamedovic December 24, 2019

Dolphin Herpes

Large blisters contracted from sexual contact between a human and a dolphin.

"Man, who gave you that cold sore?"

"I just got home from vacation, and I think it might be dolphin herpes."

by Stephon&ChristmasTree January 18, 2013