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Greasy dolphin

The act of entering the vagina by sliding from a distance away then flopping around
Hey dude I just gave my girlfriend a greasy dolphin
by Pororo_117 July 27, 2017
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dolphin cannonball

One of the only cannonballs that sometimes results in a hate crime and usually jail time. A very technical cannonball that requires much skill and timing, it's a dangerous maneuver that requires the cannonballer to spot a person swimming harmlessly in the water, then shouting "dolphin cannonball" then doing a cannonball directly onto the swimmer sinking them to the bottom of the pool, like a dolphin who just blow holed your face. For the best results execute on small children and infants..
Rhi-"did you hear about that sick sick man who did a dolphin cannonball on a toddler"

dave-"yea It was cruel but OMG was it ever awesome...I think he got arrested"
by Isuckdix4money August 13, 2010
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Dolphin disease

A disease where you grow fins out of rage and anger.
She was so flabbergasted she got dolphin disease and grew fins and started swimming with the dolphins. Then got eaten by a shark.
by Theflabbergaster February 1, 2013
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Arabian dolphin

When you see your male co-worker, vulnerable, approach him from the rear, then take your strong hand and sneakily place your hand between his legs in a candy cane formation. Once in the Bermuda triangle, bellow the Syrian war cry, "ALALALALA", as you fiercely grab co-worker by the stones and lift them off the earth. At the full extension of the lift, announce, "ARABIA!"
YOU KNOW THAT FNG, JEFFERY, WHO WORKS SALAD STATION? I LET HIM FEEL THE ARABIAN DOLPHIN AND HE NEVER TOSSED A SALAD so well. Dressing and greens were everywhere.
by HOSESLANGER December 23, 2017
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Dolphin Herpes

Large blisters contracted from sexual contact between a human and a dolphin.
"Man, who gave you that cold sore?"

"I just got home from vacation, and I think it might be dolphin herpes."
by Stephon&ChristmasTree January 18, 2013
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dolphin driver

The dolphin driver is an exquisite move never performed because of how dangerous it is, when the woman or man is on the bed you take 9 steps back and you get a running start. About 3 feet away from the bed you make a leap while doing a 360. Thus proceeding into the persons but or vaginal canal.
Man I hella want to dolphin driver that pfat ass
by Dolphins rape July 18, 2017
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Fuzzy Dolphin

Definitely means weed.
Y'know, party grass
Immediately following the inhalation of 1 dosage of the weeds: "God DAMN! now THAT'S some Fuzzy Dolphin!"
by BrihadDewhamedovic December 24, 2019
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