Post-Dramatic Sex Disorder (PDSD)

Post-dramatic sex disorder (PDSD) may develop after a person is exposed to one or more erotic encounters, such as a 3-way, being bound, spanked, gagged, hooded or overstimulated when having safe, enjoyable, life changing sex. The diagnosis may be given when a group of symptoms, such as stimulating recurring flashbacks, daydreaming or holding onto exciting memories of the event, and sexual arousal, continue for more than a month after the occurrence of the dramatic or erotic event. Most people having experienced a dramatic or erotic event will not develop PDSD. People who experience a major orgasm, are dominated, extorted or coerced into the encounter are more likely to develop PDSD, as opposed to people who experience vanilla sex or merely watch pornography.

Me: I keep dropping my phone . . . It's because of my sweaty palms.
Him: Why are your palms are all sweaty?
Me: It's Post-Dramatic Sex Disorder (PDSD) from being spit-roasted by you and your friend last week.
Him: Oh, I meant to tell you . . . he is on his way.

by Pools Rule August 31, 2015

Communist Fondness Disorder (CFD)

a rare disorder in which a capitalist oddly grows a fondness towards communism.

☭ I have Communist Fondness Disorder (CFD), and I am proud of it, and Stalin is to. ☭

by Rybrotic November 14, 2016

histrionic personality disorder

his-tree-on-ik · A personality disorder chiefly characterized by an insatiable and excessive desire to seek attention from others. They come off as highly sociable and extroverted and present themselves in an overly dramatic flirtatious manner. They become easily upset and resentful when they're not the center of attention.

Brad: Yo dude that hot chick over there is signalling me!
Chad: Be careful, that lady is known to have histrionic personality disorder. She'll sleep with any men she can find, but beware of her fits when you don't give her the attention she craves, which is virtually insatiable. Hence why everyone is ignoring her.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 4, 2021

Pussy Traumatic Stress Disorder

Pussy Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) not to be confused with Post Traumatic Stress Disorder is a mental illness where an individual ,in most cases a male incel, suffers episodes of delusion and hysteria due to the loss of unobtainable pussy.

Chuma: Bro did you hear about R-Boy? Their crush tricked them into watching her get her salad tossed.

Brantly: Awh hell nawh he def’ caught a case of Pussy Traumatic Stress Disorder!

by vinhfumblethebag2timer March 7, 2022

Control Disorder

aka Psycotic Control Disorder not to be mixed up with Impulse Control Disorder.

The inane compulsion towards order. Whereby said disturbed individual is often paranoid and delusional. Unable to see the piteous attempts at order and control. Continues regardless of the inevitable outcome, in some kind of psycotic manifestation of the ego.

If we pass enough laws we can control the internet.
We need more cctv, so that i feel more in control.
Lets take everyones dna, then we will be in control.

These are examples of ideals that a person affected by control disorder would hold.

by paul mayuw May 28, 2008

Affection Deficit Disorder

The condition resulting from the lack of affection.

When a relationship goes into "auto pilot" mode and the affection goes by the wayside you can begin to suffer from a condition called "Affection Deficit Disorder".

by atropigal August 9, 2012

OBD (Obsessive Beeping Disorder)

A behavioral oddity in which a person unnecessarily locks or unlocks his or her car multiple times even though they heard it correctly the first time.

OBD (Obsessive Beeping Disorder) is on full display in parking lot across America.

by Ae5Ea8 April 7, 2015