The Diarrhea Song

A funny song about diarrheal accidents.

The Diarrhea Song:

When you're tryin hard to pee
And your butt's leakin iced tea
Diarrhea
Diarrhea

When you're walkin two by two
And your partner smells like poo
Diarrhea
Diarrhea

When you feel a brown banana
Gotta wipe with your bandana
Diarrhea
Diarrhea

by diarrheal lyricist August 28, 2010

moist diarrhea whiffle ball

when one shits into a long tube sock, swings it around a little bit to test it, and ultimately slaps someone with it.

ronald's ass got laid down by that mean moist diarrhea whiffle ball sesh last funday!
oh yes he did!

by pattymittens May 17, 2007

Violent Explosive Diarrhea

What you get when you eat a lot of things that don't mix very well. Named for how the turds come out of your butt and it takes forever to clean up.

After I ate five chili dogs, four bran muffins, six Sno Cones, half a plate of fried fish, a third of a gallon of ice cream, and some cotton candy, I had violent explosive diarrhea for three days.

by RatchetBoo May 8, 2003

explosive diarrhea

diarrehea so powerful that you have to hold the toilet seat without flying off.
Diarrehea really bad that when your ass hits the seat your ass explodes out a very liquidy diarrehea and fills up the entire toilet.

I was on the toilet for 2 hours with explosive diarrehea. 10 minutes straight with dairrehea violently coming out.

by Anonymous October 1, 2003

Explosive Diarrhea

Explosive diarrhea is a term used when someone or something contains massive amounts of feces that would virtually demolish the sanity of an individual's mind when gazed upon. Explosive diarrhea is a much severe condition compared to the ideal "massive shitting". Explosive diarrhea has the impression of a human excrement combined with water and corn that is highly likely to drain the human sanity alongside with making the person highly fatigue. Explosive diarrhea occurs in the matter of seconds, leaving the person's anus and the exterior of his/her gluteus maximus covered in their own excrement.

Sam: Tom! I just had the shit of my life!
Tom: Was it a massive shit?
Sam: No! Not even close my homosexual intercourse exchanging friend!
Tom: What? Something worse than a MASSIVE SHIT?
Sam: Yes! It was an explosive diarrhea!

Tom: Lord have mercy on Sam!

by BushWarden August 20, 2013

industrial diarrhea

having the shits of work

"bob was pissed when he left for lunch today, i don't think he'll be back"
"oh yeah?"
"yeah, said he had a bad case of industrial diarrhea"

by war-n September 10, 2014

blue diarrhea

when a smurf is having a massive shit, but ends up having diarrhea colored blue.

i just watched the smurfs movie and in this one scene, one smurf was having blue diarrhea.

by cool1256 May 23, 2017