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Diaper Principle

The Diaper Principle is like a “poo-tastic” metaphor for how some workplaces handle mistakes. 🩴💩 It’s when management, in response to one person’s blunder, makes everyone wear a metaphorical diaper to prevent future mishaps. In other words, instead of dealing with the real issue, they make everyone suffer the consequences of one person’s mess!
Guess what? Karen spilled coffee on her keyboard, and now we all have to attend a ‘how not to spill coffee’ workshop!”
Employee 2: “OMG, that’s the Diaper Principle in full swing! Can’t believe they’re diapering us for Karen’s coffee catastrophe!
by anonymous July 22, 2023
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big shitty diaper

oh no guys i shitted in my diaper big shit nazi man hitler
guy 1: hey guys have you listened to suprx’s new song?
guy 2: no, cuz his music is big shitty diaper
by grug frim tha cruds November 19, 2020
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Diaper Coaster

When Rahul has a breakdown
I just need to chill. My head is spinning like a diaper coaster
by henryhess26 October 16, 2019
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crockpot diaper

A used, soiled diaper that you forget about and leave in a hot car, in a diaper bag, or somewhere else where the aromas get to develop.
My wife changed the babies poopy diaper and then forgot about it in the back of the car… opened the car after a long-hot day at work to a fully cooked crockpot diaper. The air was fillled with an amazing bouquet of fully cooked baby poop.
by rsablue December 22, 2024
mugGet the crockpot diapermug.

White trash diaper

A garbage bag used as a diaper to prevent your friend or loved one,who is a notorious bed wetter, from pissing on your couch in their sleep. The bed wetting is usually a result of excessive fluid consumption.
Dude, Timmy made me wear a white trash diaper after I pissed on his couch the last time I crashed at his place.
by Silverslash January 18, 2019
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Squart Diaper

squart diaper, a squart diaper is a diaper meant for lifters to release their squart into.

Squart: a wet mix between a fart and diarrhea.
“Oh no i just filled my squart diaper doing lying hamstring curls, ill go ask the front desk worker to put a new one on me.”
by AquiraHead October 2, 2025
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Coochie diaper

Slang for slang for pad
I just got my period can you grab me a Coochie diaper
by Dempster January 17, 2022
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